Elijah Miller

#BlackLivesMatter he/him. Rubyist, Cyclist, DJ, inventor of the Shake Weight, #1 Cat Dad!

[Elijah Miller @jqr]

Now on https://t.co/AYbtpndhpn

[matt swanson 😈 @_swanson]

Gauging interest in a one-day racing themed 🏁RAILS 500 🏁 conference in downtown Indianapolis (the cool parts)

~6 talks w/ optional racetrack excursion

No firm commitment, just wondering if we could sell 250 tickets?

[Elijah Miller @jqr]

@Sho_bizz Export. Come to mastodon! Lots of servers, also servers not particularly important.

[Elijah Miller @jqr]

Spending an extended time in Austin, hit me up if you're in town.

[Elijah Miller @jqr]

Sad times. This marks the beginning of the end for me here.

[Tapbots @tapbots]

Say Goodbye to Tweetbot.

We've been proud to serve you over the last 12+ years, but due to circumstances beyond our control, we have to shut down Tweetbot.

Thank you so much for your patience and outpouring of support over these tough times at Tapbots.

https://t.co/PjHePIkCpb

[Elijah Miller @jqr]

@HouseFuzz I’ve worked from being a 2.1 to a 2.9 in the last 6mo. Poor @surjay is like 7+

[Elijah Miller @jqr]

@cooperx86 @liran_tal My feelings exactly.

[Elijah Miller @jqr]

This year, for christmas, I watched a whole movie with motion smoothing on and didn’t throw a fit and stop the movie as per usual.

[Elijah Miller @jqr]

@unixmonkey You are a great person for doing this! ❤️

[Elijah Miller @jqr]

@Derick_Fabert @pam_vitale 1000% in fact let’s just ban checks entirely.

[Elijah Miller @jqr]

Speakerphone should be illegal on planes.

[Elijah Miller @jqr]

@indymichelle “Have you two considered just calling each other to really take this to the next level?”

[Elijah Miller @jqr]

Oh fuck there’s another one now!

[Elijah Miller @jqr]

@indymichelle Correct.

[Elijah Miller @jqr]

@metaskills These are great!

[Elijah Miller @jqr]

@mileszs To be fair, tweeting was/is cringe.

[Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey]

Police killed at least 1,054 people through November 27, 2022. Police are killing people at higher rates in 2022 than *any year on record* in the United States. https://t.co/0VQVssyYOK

[Elijah Miller @jqr]

@illbzo1 Thinking of making a jive/ipwib.

[Elijah Miller @jqr]

Parallel example in an industry people have more common understanding for, Fast Food:

* hungry customer
* drive through speaker
* order
* prepare food
* 1st window
* accept payment
* 2nd window
* prepare drinks
* deliver drinks+food

"Great business review with management!"

[Elijah Miller @jqr]

Tell me you need someone to explain the very basics of application architecture without telling me you need someone to explain the very basics of application architecture.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Just leaving Twitter HQ code review