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We tested the hypothesis that senior faculty do NOT think before they speak. We cannot reject the null hypothesis.

[Junior_Professor @Jr_Faculty101]

@MassimoSt @ass_deans Correct. I am using the AC not the wifi!

[Junior_Professor @Jr_Faculty101]

@ass_deans I apologize for sending the state these types of external fundings (I added my in-laws' help as well, sorry). My department's research support only allows us to apply for these types of external fundings. However, that is a good idea. I will remove them from my CV.

[Junior_Professor @Jr_Faculty101]

Senior faculty inform of the day: “I am happy that we employed a very good man” #AcademicTwitter

[Junior_Professor @Jr_Faculty101]

@ass_deans The administration has no limits when it comes to getting better

[Betsy RalphTollefson @BRTollefson]

Monday reminder

[Junior_Professor @Jr_Faculty101]

@ass_deans I love when I find people to do my job!!

[Junior_Professor @Jr_Faculty101]

@ass_deans Why are the large lab spaces given to less productive faculty?
Hhhuummmmm, I see; the titles may be responsible for this discrepancy.

[Junior_Professor @Jr_Faculty101]

@ass_deans Oops… we will use the flat map projection to deviate the next asteroid.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Lol Musk is upset because NASA just pulled off hitting an asteroid, while all his products ever hit are pedestrians.

[Junior_Professor @Jr_Faculty101]

@DonaldMatthieu @ass_deans Because the Ass Deans cannot drive simple things!!

[Junior_Professor @Jr_Faculty101]

@ass_deans Hahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahaha

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

No, we don’t assess the office of assessment. Why do you ask?

[Junior_Professor @Jr_Faculty101]

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[Junior_Professor @Jr_Faculty101]

@MarkJamesAuthor He “calls” it for a ridiculous audience these days 😛

[Junior_Professor @Jr_Faculty101]

@DrBrainNerd Puritan designers. In Germany, you can find low rises in almost every store.

[Junior_Professor @Jr_Faculty101]

@rosalind_duke @DrBrainNerd What “gives you” a muffin top is food,

[Nature Portfolio @NaturePortfolio]

.@GordinMichael reviews the history of scientific boycotts, including those aimed at Russia, in an article in @Nature. “To be effective in this way, the political leadership has to care about scientists and science. And Russia does not seem to care.” https://t.co/NssXQbiMFZ

[Junior_Professor @Jr_Faculty101]

To reduce bicycle theft during the summer, the university requires that you take your bicycle home. We, the university security, will institutionally steal your bicycle if you don't do it. #UniversityTwitter

[Junior_Professor @Jr_Faculty101]

@ass_deans Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[Junior_Professor @Jr_Faculty101]

@PaperWhispers @LindiweSande Perhaps the husband read the paper and decide to go away!!