Dr. Prof. Farty PhD MD DMD PsyD DDS EdD UFO JD Esq

[Dr. Prof. Farty PhD MD DMD PsyD DDS EdD UFO JD Esq @jr_farty]

The first rule of vegan fightclub is tell everyone about vegan fightclub

[Dr. Prof. Farty PhD MD DMD PsyD DDS EdD UFO JD Esq @jr_farty]

@NikoTalk >has 6 minutes left to live
>has to pick the last song they will ever listen to
>picks 8 minute long song
>doesnt get to the good parts
>dies

[Dr. Prof. Farty PhD MD DMD PsyD DDS EdD UFO JD Esq @jr_farty]

@TheAngelKing47 God ive never asked you for anything before but please just send the asteroid already. At least a small one directly into this mans house to cleanse humanity of this genetic line.

[Dr. Prof. Farty PhD MD DMD PsyD DDS EdD UFO JD Esq @jr_farty]

@Ollie_ORT @AugieRFC I think this guy is annoying but its bullshit that he got suspended for actually being funny

[Dr. Prof. Farty PhD MD DMD PsyD DDS EdD UFO JD Esq @jr_farty]

@BasQuetzal Honestly its very hard to tell

https://t.co/rDvIAWFHPi

[Senator Scott Wiener @Scott_Wiener]

It’s simple:

-Wear pants & don’t pee on people

-Wear a mask & don’t breath on people

[Dr. Prof. Farty PhD MD DMD PsyD DDS EdD UFO JD Esq @jr_farty]

@BasQuetzal Jigga-byte is the first listed pronunciation in the dictionary. It seems that everyone else were the retarded ones but we always welcome new members to the club

https://t.co/f5s1hPpQAp

[Dr. Prof. Farty PhD MD DMD PsyD DDS EdD UFO JD Esq @jr_farty]

@NikoTalk My 3 favorites were Maximum Tune, Star Wars episode 1 pod racer, and Beach Head 2000 but they they were too expensive to play a lot so i spent more time playing Time Crisis, operation wolf, and pinball machines.

[Dr. Prof. Farty PhD MD DMD PsyD DDS EdD UFO JD Esq @jr_farty]

@ChimichangaUSA Its literally canon. Well At least writing about it is, Idk if it ever actually happens in-game but The lusty argonian maid and the sultry argonian bard are both in-game books about humans/argonians boning.

[Dr. Prof. Farty PhD MD DMD PsyD DDS EdD UFO JD Esq @jr_farty]

@IrrationalChad We deserve the asteroid

[Dr. Prof. Farty PhD MD DMD PsyD DDS EdD UFO JD Esq @jr_farty]

@LivingScribe Weird way to come out of the closet but congrats i guess. Or sorry. Whichever makes more sense here

[Dr. Prof. Farty PhD MD DMD PsyD DDS EdD UFO JD Esq @jr_farty]

@BasQuetzal filming his fetish porn without a care in the world while a woman could be heard screaming while getting stabbed in the background perfectly represents the US in 2022

[Dr. Prof. Farty PhD MD DMD PsyD DDS EdD UFO JD Esq @jr_farty]

@LivingScribe Typical subaru outback driver

[Dr. Prof. Farty PhD MD DMD PsyD DDS EdD UFO JD Esq @jr_farty]

@SocialNomadRach Oh thats weird because greeks had some of the earliest depictions of dreadlocks 14-15 centuries before the myth of medusa was widely spread

[Dr. Prof. Farty PhD MD DMD PsyD DDS EdD UFO JD Esq @jr_farty]

@TheOmniLiberal Lmao she deleted her whole account

[Dr. Prof. Farty PhD MD DMD PsyD DDS EdD UFO JD Esq @jr_farty]

@LivingScribe I cant imagine this because im not a piece of shit nor retarded

[Dr. Prof. Farty PhD MD DMD PsyD DDS EdD UFO JD Esq @jr_farty]

Bears taking a huge L in this one

[Randy Scott @RandyScottESPN]

Low man wins.