Julia Ramos

trying not to be so nervous all the time

[Julia Ramos @jramoscomedy]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[milan @Milan_Patel]

Where there's a will, there's a Wayans. Where there's a Wayans, there's a pretty funny movie.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

“If you think fertilized eggs are people but women who've walked their kids 2,000 miles aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.”

[Julia Ramos @jramoscomedy]

Tim Taylor bought Jill a bouquet of flowers for $27.95 in 1994.

Idiot

[Julia Ramos @jramoscomedy]

Found out Arby's is open until 11pm. That seems confident.

[Julia Ramos @jramoscomedy]

Just told to Alexa to stop barking, so she's officially on the roster of names in my house I can't keep straight.
#millenialparenting #furbabies #alexa

[Julia Ramos @jramoscomedy]

Street roundabouts are as close to double Dutch as I get as an adult.

[Julia Ramos @jramoscomedy]

Remember those land animal charts that show which animals can run fastest?
Cheetah is 50-80 mph, Leopard is 36 mph...etc.
I'm as fast as my 8 week old puppy. Turns out that's not on the chart.

[Julia Ramos @jramoscomedy]

Shout out to Anti-depressants for making me look like a calmer child behind the Costco cart.

[Julia Ramos @jramoscomedy]

I would never keep the back neighbors basketball, but I will wait to give it back just for a couple hours of quiet.
#CoughlanCasa

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Alabama.

[Julia Ramos @jramoscomedy]

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[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Country music legend Naomi Judd, one half of the Grammy-winning duo The Judds, has died.
https://t.co/JHgJmP2TBc

[Julia Ramos @jramoscomedy]

It's been 25 years since I watched My Girl all the way through.
I'm finally an adult.

A crying, dumb adult.

[Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy]

“I got some offensive jokes, I hope will smith isn’t here” - every stand up comic at every comedy club for the rest of our lives probably

[Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy]

Why I gotta get charged for sharing my password can’t you just pay chappelle a million dollars less

[Julia Ramos @jramoscomedy]

Halftime is near y'all. Get up and stretch

[Julia Ramos @jramoscomedy]

Half time is near, y'all. Get up and stretch now or regret it tomorrow.

[Cursed Posts ➐ @CursedPost]

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering

[Julia Ramos @jramoscomedy]

I'm attending my high school reunion the same way I left high school, a round square.
#classof2002

[Julia Ramos @jramoscomedy]

I didn't attend my 10 year high school reunion because I was wearing an alcohol monitor, for the 20th I'm volunteering to be the alcohol monitor.
#classof2002 #AlohaReunion

[Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero]

Me in my head when I obliterate a child at connect four