Jonathon Ray

Celery string choking incident survivor

[Jonathon Ray @jray1122]

@FLAJAY7 @JeremiahW2044 Projection

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@CarasikS I'd replace Jimmy with Arthur Blank. guy has donated billions and brought thousands of jobs and business to the city.

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@MLB @Braves @Troke_Woglodyte

[MLB @MLB]

Atlanta, you’re going to love this 🩵

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@fckoffmaebe Feel like most cities already have more than 30+ people

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@fckoffmaebe Lmao

[naiive @naiivememe]

Me in WW3 fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms of use without reading them

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@fckoffmaebe

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@fckoffmaebe Not Rockies tho

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@fckoffmaebe Where to

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

TUA.
BIJAN.
DRAKE LONDON.
KYLE PITTS.

Who's stopping this Falcons offense? 😳

[Jonathon Ray @jray1122]

@fckoffmaebe Edible arrangement

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Old lady in my neighbourhood is a lunch lady and today she told me:

“I see what kids eat. More importantly, I see what they don’t eat. There’s a boy in grade 4… sweet kid. Always wears the same oversized hoodie. Every day for two weeks, he’d open his lunchbox, look inside, and then close it. He’d tell his friends, ‘I’m not hungry today.’ But I heard his stomach growl from the serving line. The box was empty. I didn’t want to embarrass him. Kids can be cruel. So, I started a ‘game.’ I walked by his table and said loudly, ‘Oh shoot…’

I made way too many grilled cheese sandwiches today. If nobody eats these, I have to throw them in the trash. Who can help me out?" His eyes lit up. He raised his hand slowly. I gave him two. And an apple. And a chocolate milk. "You're doing me a huge favor," I whispered. Now, every day, he comes to the counter to check if I made "mistakes." I make a mistake every single day. And I always will.”

[Jonathon Ray @jray1122]

@fckoffmaebe Sell your roommates stuff

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@fckoffmaebe Is that why i was howling

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@fckoffmaebe

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@fckoffmaebe Dairy free thanks I'm lactose

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@Troke_Woglodyte Never got schizosis. thought i did one time but was just so high i forgot i had earbuds in

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@emmthegr8 Yes

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Miss her