Jesse Sullivan

TRUCK IT UP..!

[Jesse Sullivan @jraysul]

@JessHooker_ Steaks

[Jesse Sullivan @jraysul]

I have a new invention.. Now hear me out... Glow-in-the-dark lipstick for babies! So you can see where to stick the pacifier at night. And we could make it change color if they’re hungry, or need a diaper.

[Jesse Sullivan @jraysul]

I have zero social media presence, so share and retweet this. My friend Adam was special and his kids deserve a chance to be special too! More than the money, I hope the world can mourn his loss. #deathcankissmyass #AgTwitter https://t.co/DrW6mXc02V

[Jesse Sullivan @jraysul]

Watching Rocky III...
Meg-“Does he win?”
Me-“Well the movie ain’t called Clubber”

[Jesse Sullivan @jraysul]

You ever brush your teeth sitting down? I have, it’s weird.

[Jesse Sullivan @jraysul]

@BridgetPhetasy And somehow people think Biden has chance...smh

[Jesse Sullivan @jraysul]

I enjoy living in a town where the coat rack at the dentist office is in the lobby. The idea that someone would steal your coat while you’re getting your teeth cleaned is not even a thought...

[Jesse Sullivan @jraysul]

It’s hotter than a meth pipe on payday..!

[Jesse Sullivan @jraysul]

@Holtkamp_Adam Mother Nature says “Have a drink Adam...”

[Jesse Sullivan @jraysul]

I just found 500 dollars cash on the gas station floor. I gave it to the manager in case anyone came back for it. Pretty much feel like I just donated my own money to her cigarettes and Red Bull fund.

[Jesse Sullivan @jraysul]

Just saw a guy dumping a red can into his Prius along side the interstate. Who knew you could carry rainbow farts in a gas can?

[Jesse Sullivan @jraysul]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jesse Sullivan @jraysul]

I tried to make my boat run on Jim Beam today... It didn't work.. Still a delicious drink though!

[Jesse Sullivan @jraysul]

@TheScaryNature @MariaRiedeman at least they will eat your cockroaches...🤷🏿‍♀️

[Jesse Sullivan @jraysul]

Hey @holtkamp_inc did you enjoy your lunch..? It's not clear from your last couple tweets...

[Jesse Sullivan @jraysul]

#SPT #UPshow

[Jesse Sullivan @jraysul]

Water so clear, you can see to the bottom
Hundred-thousand dollar cars, e'ybody got em
Ain't no surprise in the club to see Sly, Stallone

[Jesse Sullivan @jraysul]

#spt #upshow

[Jesse Sullivan @jraysul]

@danieltosh My dog likes peanut butter

[Donnie Baker @DonnieBaker1]

I don't really stare at big boobs. But I do give a firm glance. Sorta like a crowded restaurant when someone orders fajitas. #everyHeadTurns