JB

They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.

[JB @jrb528]

The Lord is close to the brokenhearted and saves those who are crushed in spirit.
—Psalm 34:18

[JB @jrb528]

@caesarsolidiv Agreed

[JB @jrb528]

It's a 7-minute mile. We'd do that as a recovery run in cross country during college...

[Ben Eisenhart @BEisenhart]

There was a woman at my gym who was running at 8.6 miles an hour when I got there and was still running at 8.6 miles an hour when I left 2 hours later. She wasn’t skinny; she was built. One of the more impressive things I’ve seen. I don’t know who she is but she’s a freak. Your 600 pound deadlift is not impressive compared to that.

[JB @jrb528]

@caesarsolidiv It was when we did a 5 minute/mile pace during a race.

[JB @jrb528]

"Gold standard." "Safe and secure."

[Mike O'Donnell @modonnell]

To illustrate how poorly maintained the Colorado voter roll, let me introduce you to a 2 bedroom unit on Parker Rd where, between July 2022 and October 2023, ninety-nine (99) individuals all with Middle Eastern names were newly added to the Colorado voter roll: 88% were women mostly aged in their 30s or 40s. None likely ever lived there and towards the end of whatever was going on, 31 new registrations were rushed through and added to the voter roll in October 2023 alone, usually in daily groups of 4, 5 or 6 scattered throughout the month.
No one noticed. No alarm bells went off.
As of now, all have an inactive status on the voter roll (everything election-related mailed to them has been returned undeliverable) BUT if there had been any basic checks and balances in place at the front end (does anyone else think it might be unusual that six people with different last names were added to the voter roll at a single residence the day after five other people were added there?) NONE ought to have EVER been added in the first place.
Sadly, they will all stay on the CO voter roll until after the 2026 federal election (3 until after 2028) . This means that although they won’t be mailed ballots, they (or someone using their name) could potentially still vote in person at any Colorado election till then.
It is nonetheless unlikely that this was fraudulent voter scheme because 5 individuals “accidentally” provided as a contact mailing address that of a secondary practice address for a National Insurance Provider. This tends to suggest a medicare / medicaid scheme where perhaps a service provider is billing Colorado taxpayers for a plethora of non-existent services provided to a plethora of non-existent individuals.
But even though evidence of potential fraud against Colorado taxpayers is hiding in plain sight on the CO voter roll, it is unlikely that the CO Secretary of State even noticed. Or cares.
What a joke the Colorado voter roll is!
@SenatorHick @SenatorBennet @GovofCO @JenaGriswold @pweiser

[JB @jrb528]

Happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate freedom and liberty.

[JB @jrb528]

@concernedforco I've come to the point where I take a LOT of what Benny says with a large portion of salt.

Same for Trump.

They both SAY a lot of things that don't ever quite turn out to be accurate.

[JB @jrb528]

Then pass a law that makes it a FEDERAL CRIME punishable by time in FEDERAL PRISON.

[Senator Jim Banks @SenatorBanks]

You have to be 16 to drive.
You have to be 18 to vote.
You have to be 21 to drink.
You have to be 25 to rent a car.

Why are teachers talking to our kids about sexuality at 12?

Why are kids encouraged to mutilate their bodies at 13?

This gender ideology madness needs to end.

[JB @jrb528]

Sounds very insurrection-y...

[Fox News @FoxNews]

DELANEY HALL 100: Fox News Digital investigation reveals network of roughly 100 groups with $825 million in combined annual revenue coordinating Newark ICE protests through encrypted Signal chats, strategic comms documents and military-style supply operations.

The groups — including the ACLU, Indivisible and Democratic Socialists of America — direct activists to call the detention center a 'concentration camp' and detainees 'captives' who were 'kidnapped.' About 70 of the organizations enjoy tax-exempt nonprofit status, now under congressional investigation for alleged abuse of those designations.

[JB @jrb528]

@LisaintheMtns Damn, I miss my mountains so much...

[JB @jrb528]

@556Defiance Stationary bike.

[JB @jrb528]

10 minutes per round, 3 rounds:
800 m run
500 m row
Max distance C2 until 10:00 mark.

Did you go to the gym today?

[JB @jrb528]

@Atlas_Leather I mean, some of us have a physical barrier that parallel feet and a wide stance ain't gonna beat, dig?

[JB @jrb528]

@dietcoke_stan @ABC21WPTA I'd rather you have a functional brain cell, you worthless fuck. But as that clearly isn't an option, I bid you adieu.

[JB @jrb528]

"Bill Pulte has zero qualifications for this job."

As do you for your job.

[U.S. Rep. Brittany Pettersen @RepPettersen]

Bill Pulte has zero qualifications for this job. What he does have? Blind loyalty to Trump. Just another yes man who will put Trump's interests above us.

[JB @jrb528]

@dietcoke_stan @ABC21WPTA "Semen Breath." How appropriate.

Take the cock out of your mouth and read some history, child.

[JB @jrb528]

@coloradodems talk a big game about getting dark and out of state money out of politics, but don't seem to mind when it is flowing to them...

[FreeStateColorado @FreeStateColor1]

In the last two weeks, over $7 Million has been spent on political campaigns in Colorado! WOW!

Here are some of the biggest spenders according to TRACER, Colorado's campaign finance reporting website:

[JB @jrb528]

@LisaintheMtns @putzisbackbaby We call these "Shark Coochie" platters.

[JB @jrb528]

@ldatko @JeffcoSchoolsCo

[JB @jrb528]

@MichaelDBrown Article 1, Section 8.

Try to keep up.

[JB @jrb528]

Tough shit, Mike. The Constitution clearly puts the power to declare war in the hands of Congress, and no man, not even your lord and savior DJT, can wage war without Congressional approval.

Get reckt.

[Michael Brown @MichaelDBrown]

The Iranians do not understand the Constitutional issue this vote presents, but that undoubtedly understand the political ramifications, and that Republicans joined Democrats in supporting a cessation of hostilities between the US and Iran. These dumbass politicians put politics ahead of national security. Despicable. No, it's not going anywhere (I hope) but it sends the wrong signal to our enemies worldwide. I despise these people.