El Conquistador

Dad. Husband. Crime fighter. Retired Trooper now helping run a local agency. Home brewer. Bourbon drinker. Cigar smoker. Food lover. #BackTheBlue

[El Conquistador @jrc4314]

@CCPISASSH0E HBD!

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Today’s PSA: We live in a desert. The summer months are hot. They always have been and always will be.
That is all.

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@RolandOrzabal_

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@RolandOrzabal_ The working hour.

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@punt_rd Classic!

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@Amer1can_Barbie Congrats!!

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@MrAzSports Los Dos Molinos. PoPo‘a Fiesta del Sol.
But my mom’s homemade red or green chile enchiladas (NM style) trumps them all.

[El Conquistador @jrc4314]

@Arizona_DPS @AZDPSHwyPatrol Rest in peace Kelly. Your infectious smile and attitude will be missed.

[Dept. of Public Safety @Arizona_DPS]

The Arizona Department of Public Safety is deeply saddened to announce the off-duty death of Trooper Kelly Sullivan on Sunday, April 26, 2026. Trooper Sullivan served the people of Arizona for 25 years with AZDPS and more than three decades in public service.

[El Conquistador @jrc4314]

Perfect patio weather to watch the ‘Cats win. #BearDown

[Matthew Benson @MatthewWBenson]

Let’s go Wildcats!!

[El Conquistador @jrc4314]

@xLittleLacyx Not even close.

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@xLittleLacyx Only when I get multiple naps and work is involved 🤣

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@xLittleLacyx That’s a fine establishment.

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@xLittleLacyx @TonyLaneNV Yep. After a long flight I just want to stand. I’m not rushing for the door.

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@xLittleLacyx @chefsevenn Me too. I’m already the chef. 🤣

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@xLittleLacyx @peppgrad 19

[Blonde of War (JJ) @BlondeOfWar]

This millennial would like Gen X to sit down. Does he understand what would happen to the world if we decided to do that??

Take a listen to this response.
It is perfection! 👌🏼

[El Conquistador @jrc4314]

@xLittleLacyx @DALLASBRADEN209 @GayDispatcher Congress doing its finest.