You're 36 years old, you've just had a serious knee injury, you've made it back in record time and your first attempt on goal is you lying sideways in the air performing a martial arts styled kick. The guy might actually be right when he says he's not human. Dare to Zlatan.
What Bob Ross taught us is that you can have a good thing going (painting), mess it up with impulsiveness (giant tree trunk in center of painting) but save it in the end with hard work and dedication (addition of highlights, snow.)
Guardado: "Llámenme loco, pero ojalá podamos ser campeones...".
El futbolista tiene derecho a decir "locuras"...
El entrenador debe abstenerse de ellas.