Jared Dewayne Henson

Jack of all lanterns.

[Jared Dewayne Henson @jrdhnsn]

The older men of the office have accepted me as one of their own and welcomed me with my own personal heater this morning.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

this is how your email finds me,

[🔥 🏠 with a Y 🏠 🔥 @wyntermitchell]

Tracy Morgan at Omaha airport singing With Or Without You to gate A5

[Jared Dewayne Henson @jrdhnsn]

"The world is your musical! It's just that your cast is bad at taking direction." @samreich

[Jared Dewayne Henson @jrdhnsn]

I never think to share my work on here but this was a lot of fun to crank out today and too cool not to share!

[meg. 🎃 @wondermeg_]

"Don’t Mess With The Rogue."

Edit: @jrdhnsn 🎨

#xmen
#cosplay

[Jared Dewayne Henson @jrdhnsn]

Go endorse my skills on LinkedIn! In return, I promise to write the biggest fluff piece about you for whatever you need, or design your wedding invites, or even call and quit your job for you. https://t.co/JWRAuBBxgE

[Jared Dewayne Henson @jrdhnsn]

The other day on a Zoom meeting someone told me I was a typography savant, and I’ve been riding that high ever since.

[Jared Dewayne Henson @jrdhnsn]

@toast3po One word: meatballs.

[Jared Dewayne Henson @jrdhnsn]

@LinkedIn I feel like this is a pretty valid answer.

[Jared Dewayne Henson @jrdhnsn]

“Because some roads you shouldn’t go down. Because maps used to say, “there be dragons here.” Now they don’t. But that don’t mean the dragons aren’t there.”

[Jared Dewayne Henson @jrdhnsn]

How do you explain to people that the cut on your face is from trying to shovel beef jerky into your mouth while driving and not actually from shaving? Asking for myself.

[Jared Dewayne Henson @jrdhnsn]

@toast3po Listen, I didn’t come here to be attacked.

[Jared Dewayne Henson @jrdhnsn]

Someone asked me last night if I was wearing essential oils and I’ve honestly never been more offended in my life.

[Jared Dewayne Henson @jrdhnsn]

@FontBaseApp I can't get the app to open on my Mac at all, so I can't open the app to check for updates on the issue. What would you suggest?

[Jared Dewayne Henson @jrdhnsn]

#iOS14 releases tomorrow! Don't forget to leave milk and cookies out for @tim_cook tonight so your update will be ready in the morning.

[Jared Dewayne Henson @jrdhnsn]

@Priceline is an absolute nightmare to get any issues resolved, and I would never recommend anyone book anything through them. Just stick with @airbnb and you'll never be disappointed.

[Jared Dewayne Henson @jrdhnsn]

@Madeliseway That’s supposed to be Ray Liotta?

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

If a baby were president, there would be no taxes. There would be no war.

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

bababooey.

[Jared Dewayne Henson @jrdhnsn]

@rebel_ann11 Home Improvement was on Hulu up until a few months ago. It’s a classic.

[Jared Dewayne Henson @jrdhnsn]

@smnthnss @lynn_goddesss My services are always available.