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16 / whs 25 / on Nostr now

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soo im 17🎉

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@nothing @getpeid bring the Nothing brand to Nostr, we need you guys here https://t.co/An46WtXehh

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@nothing what if its not here yet, when can i expect to receive it? @nothingsupport

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@step question. i just set up direct deposit through you guys at my new employer and i have a question about the 5% interest on savings. is this paid out every month or every year, the app literally does not specify much

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@SantaDecides If this reply gets 100 likes can everyone have their own poster with the same number of dots?

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A summary: Two clips of Heber reading Circumference And The Sword In The Cone, one in which I yell at a kid for attempting to stab me and in the same clip, Heber recieves a large amount of paparazzi attention from me and Elian. In the next clip, Elian teaches us how to fold a giant paper airplane with a piece of paper we stole from the art room where a teacher mistook us for Janitors.

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@elonmusk When will we get any new @TwitterBlue features

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Cop shoots a golden retriever. C’mon bro 🤦🏾‍♂

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Criminal picks the wrong car to mess with 😳

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Santa may have started one of the largest crime sprees in just under 2000 years. Let's discuss the facts, and how millions of crimes every year, can be traced back to Santa Claus.

Did you know that Santa Claus was born around 280 ad? So, if he started "traveling" around the world at the age of 20, people naturally left out cookies and milk as on offering/thanks. As time went on, Santa asked for them every year. Say there just 100 million kids in the world and each kid left out two cookies and one glass of milk. Santa consumed 200 million cookies in one night and 100 million glasses of milk. Since humans learn from example, they see he's doing all this drinking in one night. They decide to give it a try with different drinks each time and even create their own. This is how alcoholic beverages are discovered. The person who discovered it tells others how good it made them feel and gets others to try it, and everyone feels the great effects of what is now called "being drunk". And all this started with people realizing Santa downs so many drinks in one night and decided to try it on their own. This makes Santa Claus responsible for modern drinking addictions. This makes Santa responsible for drunk driving, and many other crimes that come from being drunk. This, therefore, means that Santa single handedly started one of the largest crime sprees in history, in just under 2000 years.

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@SantaDecides make a shirt, and put everyone who buys it's name on the shirt

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@BrowningZakk11 @realrurdes @DramaAlert I don't pay🤣havent paid since december