jordie

nice try.

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

I think a person who is cooking at home is buying their own groceries 9 out of 10 times.

[GemTheEsquire @Gemthemaverick]

And anyone saying “ just make food at home” is a person who does not buy their own groceries.

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

Try breathing through your nostrils once in a while and you probably won’t have that problem!

[Andrew Egger @EggerDC]

This is a jaw-on-floor graph for me

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

You should get your license revoked for saying shit like this.

[Necksplitter, Dark Knight @TW0HEADEDBEAST]

or you could just start to merge 2 miles back when the signs start showing up like a goddamn normal person

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

Dude fell off so hard that people don’t even clown on him anymore. That’s a generational L.

[Popstonox @Popstonox]

The Daily Wire fires half of its staff in mass layoffs

This comes as co-founder Ben Shapiro has lost 85% of his Youtube audience since last year

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

Not only is this an incredibly plausible scenario, within 24 hours, you would decide “it’s good actually.”

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Well Donald Trump’s kids aren’t going to stab him to death in a drug fueled rage so he has that going for him

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

You can’t snitch a famous person out to the feds lmao. You could have put that picture from January 6th into google image search and it would have told you who it was.

[Sara Radovanovitch @the_cats_meowww]

Tim Heidecker snitched on my husband to the Feds. While not entirely out of character for an unfunny socialist like Tim, he tried to backtrack and delete his original tweet where he ID’d Jay to the FBI, only after the media ran with it and fans were being critical. It doesn’t seem like he had any remorse though, as he went on to write an article on his Substack, justifying his rat behavior because Jay was once “mean” to him at a bar like 25 years ago when Tim was still a tag-a-long newbie in LA. Nevermind that they worked together multiple times over the years after that, little Timmy doesn’t forget!

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

Give this woman her scream queen laurels. The Dourifs are a legacy.

[Fiona Dourif @fionadourif]

It’s really wild how well my life is going ATM. If you don’t know about Franz and Fiala, rent Goodnight Mommy (OG version), Devil’s Bath or The Lodge immediately and thank me later

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

You can’t say “make it make sense” when you’re being an obstinate dummy.

[Ian Harber @ianharber]

Cancelling Harry Potter because of Rowling but remaking/doing spin offs of Narnia and LOTR despite Lewis and Tolkien being two of the most prominent Christian figures of the last century who undoubtedly share Rowling’s views she’s been cancelled for.

Make it make sense.

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

If you don’t care about the environmental effects of mass consumption, then your argument for saving the animals really doesn’t have any legs to stand on.

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

You can be both for ethical consumption and against exploitation of animals. Do you get all of your foods from the garden, or do you buy them from the store? Meat or vegetable, mass consumption is mass consumption. You’re playing the same game either way.

[Reuel Williams @ReuelWilliams3]

Left leaning people are always against subjugation and exploitation until you bring up veganism

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

Hey, so he actually made it AI on purpose because that’s the joke. I would say “hope this helps!”, but something tells me it won’t. Try to have a better day!

[Izzat Hayes @AnimeSerbia]

Annnnnnnd there it is. Another Conner O Malley video that uses AI. Im sorry but if you have principles and actually care about artists that see this and feel discouraged you Should Not Retweet This.
It costs zero dollars to support an actual artist that doesnt use AI as a crutch

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

@KeyTryer Oh yeah, we could implement this tomorrow. There definitely wouldn’t be at best a decade of mad science experiments cutting off animals’ heads and shooting them up with snake DNA to get there. Surely what we’re doing now is “infinity times worse.”

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

Hey, please nobody do this.

[Kai Micah Mills @kaimicahmills]

the ultimate solution is through technology

we engineer what has been called a bodyoid: brainless animal bodies that provide as much meat as we desire without harming any sentient beings

this would transform medicine - the same platform would allow us to grow organs on demand, eliminate transplant waiting lists, and produce perfectly matched tissues for each patient

experimental therapies could be tested on full biological systems without involving conscious animals, regenerative medicine would accelerate as entire replacement tissues become manufacturable

in the same way that agriculture turned food from a scarce resource into an abundant one, engineered bodyoids would turn biological material into infrastructure - meat without slaughter, organs without donors, and medical research without sentient suffering

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

Ah yes, the Jizzlympics. My favorite.

[The Dr. Logos © @TheDoctorLogos]

Are you excited to the Olympics too?🔵⚫️🔴🟡🟢
by zacdynes

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

Being really fucking dumb probably helps with a lot of the heavy lifting.

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

how do you get to a place ideologically where you call yourself a libertarian but also believe people need to stay in their houses so that agents of the federal government don't execute them in the streets

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

You 100% taught your sons to like those things. Your children pay attention to everything that you do. You participate in a system that reinforces those ideas and stereotypes. It has nothing to do with nature. You are not raising free thinkers. You’re raising NPCs.

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

lol the concept of rehab is already “woke.” The conservative version of rehab is, “ Well, you shouldn’t have done that to start with.”

[New York Post @nypost]

Nick Reiner got hooked on heroin after going to a woke rehab at just 16 https://t.co/WijxbUR4f0

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

This man is immediately and exclusively recognizable as Mickey Rourke.

[Oli London @OliLondonTV]

Hollywood actor Mickey Rourke looks unrecognizable as he posts Christmas message.

“If some guy named Chris comes up to you and says ‘I’m doing a story on Mickey’ tell him to go f**k himself.”

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

Crazy that there are “suspects” for something that could easily be made public information. Also highly doubt the guy with no career at the time(that the president happens to hate) was involved in a bourgeoisie child sex trafficking ring.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Stephen Colbert now the #1 suspect in the Epstein Files.

[jordie @jrdntlrdvs]

They don’t recognize political affiliation outside of the GOP and the DNC. Bill Clinton is a Democrat. Therefore: “If you disagree with me, you love Bill Clinton.” That’s it. If you want to understand these people, you have to put yourself in their Velcro light-up shoes.

[plazy ☾*✲⋆. @plazynoodles]

why do republicans think american leftists like bill clinton of all people