James Reason

[James Reason @jreason19]

@mburmeister cut 'EM

[James Reason @jreason19]

@tonyakadk shit now I can get into it. Just roll dirty with two accounts

[James Reason @jreason19]

@tonyakadk well I guess I'll take some then

[James Reason @jreason19]

@ndmikkelsen you get all excited when you graduate and get the "big dog" jobs......and then pay stupid amounts of student loans

[James Reason @jreason19]

@zchrist1127 so that's amazing!

[James Reason @jreason19]

@Elwoodbearsall

[James Reason @jreason19]

So #AmericanHorrorStory is off til January 8th. It's the only thing I look forward to during the week!! Pretty mad about it

[James Reason @jreason19]

@Elwoodbearsall slobbery slobbery footballs

[James Reason @jreason19]

"Every once in awhile grandma gets up and plays soccer with her tits." I love bad Santa

[James Reason @jreason19]

@breannaaa19 yeah. You'd just have to switch to indianola. When is this happening

[James Reason @jreason19]

@breannaaa19 you're lying, that ain't happening. Karen watches my kids!!

[Tone~Bone @tonyakadk]

If a girl ever pulls a knife on you during an argument, pull out bread, ham, & mayo. Instincts will kick in & she'll make you a sandwich

[James Reason @jreason19]

@colepete_18 I envy you!

[James Reason @jreason19]

@breannaaa19 !!WTF!!

[J.R. @wonderfulsplash]

I don't know why guys are always talking about how "sweet" yoga pants are. I just tried on a pair and I look fucking ridiculous.

[James Reason @jreason19]

@breannaaa19 get your junk done already

[James Reason @jreason19]

@KatieReason or ever

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Nothin' says, "I don't hunt, I can't fish and I pop my collar" like an Obamas sticker on a Prius window.

[James Reason @jreason19]

Finally got caught up with #walkingdead and now I'm mad I can't just keep going through episode after episode.

[James Reason @jreason19]

#DUKEvFSU in ACC Championship????!!!!