jane redden

[jane redden @jredden12]

The spookiest Halloween costume would be no costume at all because only people who are dead inside don’t like theme parties and people who are dead inside are the scariest of them all.

[jane redden @jredden12]

Hey everyone quick update here: It’s Corn.

[jane redden @jredden12]

IMPORTANT: if any of you find yourselves in a gun to head situation and you have to identify the song stuck in Jane Redden’s head or you’ll die, statistically speaking the best answer will be “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” from Mulan. Please share, this could save lives.

[jane redden @jredden12]

Spooning a sweet tiny baby cat is truly one of life’s greatest treasures and also one of my favorite hobbies which is saying a lot cause I’m pretty crafty.

[jane redden @jredden12]

I wonder how many parents would name their child Rubella if it wasn’t the name of a gross disgusting disease

[jane redden @jredden12]

Two food related thoughts I’ve been thinkin bout recently

1. Eating an entire banana honestly is difficult and just not fun.
2. The amount that I love queso is ruining my life.

#foodforthought #quesobae

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Someone just sent me this from outside the Oscars. Said Jason Derulo repeated Will Smith’s joke and Will Smith lost it again. Wow

[jane redden @jredden12]

Aarons a big weirdo loser. Fact. #bachelorinparadise

[jane redden @jredden12]

@wcvb

[jane redden @jredden12]

@WCBVBoston please LEAVE ME ALONE I did not ask for this useless coverage I’m here for #bachelorinparadise wtf is wrong with you. DO NOT GIVE US UPDATES GO AWAY.

[jane redden @jredden12]

How I’ll be spending he rest of my evening #bachelorinparadise

[jane redden @jredden12]

Dangggg brendan and piper really just finessed a preplanned free couples trip #bachelorinparadise

[jane redden @jredden12]

Aaron using the word “biblical” thinking he’s the next Gretchen Wieners lol not today sis #BachelorInParadise

[jane redden @jredden12]

Wait can we bring in Tre’s uncle as a replacement? #BachelorInParadise

[jane redden @jredden12]

Live look at this Karl, Chasen and Deandra love triangle rn #bachelorinparadise

[jane redden @jredden12]

For the record, the last time I peed myself was three days ago. I was dancing in a kitchen in my bathing suit and I was laughing so hard that I peed. I tried to confess and my friends thought I was joking. I was not joking. I peed. I peed my pants at age 30. I did it.

[jane redden @jredden12]

Just thinkin about the Jabbawockeez what are those guys up to now I miss them

[jane redden @jredden12]

Just got up to go pee, and on my way back to bed, bent over twice to pet a pair of shorts that I left on the floor thinking it was my cat. Where is my cat and why do all my shorts take the shape of him at night?

[jane redden @jredden12]

I used to think I was the snuggliest thing ever until I went on vacation for six nights and came home to a cat who’s entire 102° body needed to be squished against mine for 10 hours straight while she purred nonstop at level 10 into the wee hours of the night.

[jane redden @jredden12]

My favorite golden eye movie is doctorpussy

[jane redden @jredden12]

Just woke up and I can’t stop thinking about meatballs. Plz share tips on getting back to sleep thx.