Jeff Galloway

[Jeff Galloway @jrgalloway]

And then skipping the last half of the 6th!!

[Jeff Galloway @jrgalloway]

@NBCOlympics nice job broadcasting the whole 5th end (twice!?!) of the USA/Canada Women’s curling match on @USANetwork.

[Jeff Galloway @jrgalloway]

@natebargatze @StateFarmArena terrible audio - at least for us on the upper deck.

[Jeff Galloway @jrgalloway]

@BulwarkOnline Mike Rowe's response was epic. “Vaccines have saved more lives than any other advancement in the long history of medicine, and to your point, I got the shots the minute I was eligible." – Mike Rowe. Last got owned!

[Jeff Galloway @jrgalloway]

@AmazonHelp my package was a half hour away from my house 12 hours ago. Now it’s delayed?!?

[Jeff Galloway @jrgalloway]

@YourPiePTC why are your Coke machines always out of Coke Zero? @CocaCola

[Jeff Galloway @jrgalloway]

@WaffleHouse At “full capacity” with 10 customers. So no clearing of tables or any gravy??!?

[Jeff Galloway @jrgalloway]

@YourPiePTC wondering why the coke machines are so often out of so many drink options...

[Jeff Galloway @jrgalloway]

@HiltonGardenInn Phoenix Downtown. No valet around (valet is only option). Room key card didn't work twice. No manager on duty? See DM.

[Jeff Galloway @jrgalloway]

@HamptonBiltmore Does this really count as Free WiFi? Yikes.

[Jeff Galloway @jrgalloway]

@HomeDepot Why have online inventory when it is wrong? Store #0164 again. Seven items shown available. None actually in stock.

[Jeff Galloway @jrgalloway]

@fcboe What does this comment mean?

[Jeff Galloway @jrgalloway]

Hey @SamsClub, How many more months will the phones be "broken" at store #4789? Try calling the deli around noon. #NoAnswer #NoService

[Jeff Galloway @jrgalloway]

@Kia @Kia_Motors Thanks for building a tough little car! My Forte5 was rearended by a cement mixer and I lived!

[Jeff Galloway @jrgalloway]

Hey @LifeAtHeritage. Next time you put a flyer in my mailbox, use a stamp! #18USC1725 @usps #givetocaesarwhatiscaesars

[Jeff Galloway @jrgalloway]

@THEBIGFATBOB you're at a math bowl. I'm at a middle school orchestra concert. I guess we're grown up now?

[Jeff Galloway @jrgalloway]

@Bob_Kizer Yes, I'll be in town. Coming in Friday around noon and leaving Saturday evening.

[Jeff Galloway @jrgalloway]

@Bob_Kizer Are you going to the thing at LN on Friday?

[Cody Zeller @CodyZeller]

Dear nice lady on the plane,

Your seat isnt broken. It wont recline because my knees wont allow it.

Sincerely,
Tall guy sitting behind you

[Mark Robinson @robboma24]

Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now.

Nipple squirrel ham