J.R. Hawk

Fake gamer girl, breaker of stuff, and multi-world traveler. All thoughts are property of Sirius Cybernetics Corp.

[J.R. Hawk @jrhawk42]

If you ever feel confident remember you're in a terrarium powered by nuclear fusion hurling through space at half a million miles per hour.

[J.R. Hawk @jrhawk42]

I believe in you, but I also believe in Bigfoot so it's not really the confidence booster you're expecting. #stolenjokes

[J.R. Hawk @jrhawk42]

If you think being single is bad, remember you could be dating me.

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@Jome253 Kurt Warner has some really good insight in drafting QBs in the NFL
https://t.co/E7dIfhMCyp

[Kurt Warner @kurt13warner]

I know many of you LOVE college football, but as I start to dive into these college QBs, it’s hard for me to even watch: very few play on schedule, the pass concepts are a mess most of the time, they run the same play over & over, a million bubble screens, can’t find many concepts that translate to next level… and then ppl are asked to figure out how good they will be at next level!? (Nearly impossible in my mind)

For me CJ Stroud is a great example - obviously really good in college & OSU runs more pro-style concepts than most but they didn’t ask him to process & get ball out as quickly as he did last year in HOU - so I had no idea he would be so good at processing so fast! He’s better in NFL than what we got to see in college, but many times you just don’t know until you know!

[J.R. Hawk @jrhawk42]

Real estate agents in Pittsburgh after hearing the Russell Wilson news.

[J.R. Hawk @jrhawk42]

Crazy to think GenX is the only generation that can change the time on a VCR.

[J.R. Hawk @jrhawk42]

@FantasticDork You can't celebrate things steeped in [history] and [current events]? oh boy let me tell you about coffee and chocolate. #uninvitedfromtheparty

[J.R. Hawk @jrhawk42]

Relationship people. I can't resolve your fear of being alone, but buying a second bed cover will keep you from subconsciously taking out your anxiety on your partner.

[J.R. Hawk @jrhawk42]

@KinsZilla Mexican food is one of the hardest things to find as an ex-pat. Congrats!

[J.R. Hawk @jrhawk42]

Why is chicken the only meat we nugget? I demand pork, and beef nuggets!

[J.R. Hawk @jrhawk42]

1997 me: how'd the Roman empire fall? It makes no sense.
2017 me: I'm surprised the Roman empire held out as long as it did.

[J.R. Hawk @jrhawk42]

I'm always worried that people who meet me now will just assume I'm in a midlife crisis... Nope this is just me... Perpetual life crisis

[J.R. Hawk @jrhawk42]

Scooby Doo tried to tell us that people were the monsters all along.

[J.R. Hawk @jrhawk42]

@RaymondGlomgold You only think that because you've never had a horseshoe.

[J.R. Hawk @jrhawk42]

Dogs are probably the best example you'll ever see to relate to Stockholm syndrome.

[J.R. Hawk @jrhawk42]

@wirecutter well looks like I'm done using your site.

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@SoundTransit where is my bus? I bought a ticket truck the transit go app and the 12:02 bus never showed up. Now I gotta pay for an Uber.

[J.R. Hawk @jrhawk42]

@FantasticDork Should I get a Kamigawa deck from @Card_Kingdom for this weekend?

[J.R. Hawk @jrhawk42]

@Amtrak late. @cta late. @AlaskaAir on time. I left nearly 10 hours before my flight and barely made it.

[J.R. Hawk @jrhawk42]

@LadieAuPair or there's another person w/ warrants that has a similar name as you, and the cop screws up running your info.