John Hayden

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[John Hayden @jrhydn]

If you tell someone we need to ban cars in every downtown in America, and their response is “hOw will pEoPLe gEt PlaCes?” They are a climate change denier as well as a person who has never had to use their critical thinking part of their brain. It’s a fun test to do with ppl

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

@iamGooders Yeah imagine simping for big oil lmao

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

@faustocoppi60 @thesauditour Are the bikes on top of the cars horizontal bc of the wind?

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

@chelseaAM26 Got the block 👏 i guess her big oil representatives didnt like that dose of reality

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

@chelseaAM26 That you’re absolutely a bot for big oil lmao had to spell that out you. And you think wearing a helmet for utility cycling is a safety thing but not one second are like using a car is extremely dangerous which it literally is a thousand times more likely to kill you. Lmao

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

Cannot believe it’s still january. Date couldve said feb 6th and idve bought it

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

@chelseaAM26 Chelsea am26 have you ever hsed a bicycle to get to your destination? Oh wait *checks notes* youre in the uk, nevermind you ofc have some stupid big oil talking point gg

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

Cycling is already heavily gatekept. In America lmao there are adults who have never used a bike to get somewhere and they have the perception, awareness, overall physic of a cow. Little dough eyes and all, so dont worry their simulation wont ever get it

[janina @jeanine______]

We need to gatekeep cycling I’m serious

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

People literally have the audacity to think im crazy bc I’m calling their Out Their Bullshit little shitty lives for using a fucking car to get from their shitty suburban house just to get to kroger. Ffs

[Robert Greene @RobertGreene]

Understand: we are all too afraid - of offending people, of stirring up conflict, of standing out from the crowd, of taking bold action.

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

I rarely drive (haven’t yet in 2023) but when i do i Always drive 25 in the 35 and 50 in the 65. Imagine driving the actual speed limit, fucking simping to the oil gods.

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

I should never as i’m ripping up devou with Perfect Form at 600w have some silly goose in their batmobile ever be near me. Build roads for Real People and get these sad cagers away from me ffs

[Ben @urbenist]

It’s not about the actions of individual drivers. It’s about the hostile infrastructure that forces bikes to occupy the same space as vehicles that are thousands of pounds heavier and can kill someone on a bike with a moment of impatience and disregard and minimal effort.

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

@MattFlax @GoodsCapital @pa_tall Yes and best way to fix this is by banning cars. Cars are why there are no neighborhoods anymore. It’s actually that simple

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

@hatsunemikuwuu @bwfleishman Lmao imagine thinking being inside a car is safe lololololololololol

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

@hatsunemikuwuu Big oil must love you. What’s it like going to a gas station and putting gas inside a car, paying for insurance and having to find parking every second you leave the house? My god you’re literally a pawn and that’s just so you can get around lmao poor thing swet sweet baby

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

@AlexSharenko There’s one tiny neighborhood in cincy with this but that’s it

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

@HubOtr @AftabPureval Ah he was just trying to be cute

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

@faustocoppi60 Coulve killed him. What life is fabio on?

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

@sssabriiiinaaa :’(

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

@BillSimmons @NFL Classic. Goodell doing his best

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

@jerrysaltz Start with red. Hey Jerry thank you so much i love you.

[John Hayden @jrhydn]

If your a God tier cyclists and arent Vehemently #anticar let me Drop your little ass with a 20lbs bag on my Brakeless Fixed Gear Bike

[Ben @urbenist]

Bikers that are car apologists are class traitors