Jake Richardson

[Jake Richardson @jricha123]

@OfficialFPL @AForceAaron

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Raising interest rates hasn’t worked the first twelve times, but I have a good feeling about this

[Jake Richardson @jricha123]

@xPersiflage @NandosUK @AForceAaron

[Jake Richardson @jricha123]

@OfficialFPL @AForceAaron

[Joel Richardson @BooksJoel]

Say hello to Maya!

[Sky Sports Cricket @SkyCricket]

"If you don't educate people, they'll keep growing up in that sort of society and you'll not get meaningful change."

Michael Holding and @ejrainfordbrent say that institutionalised racism must be eradicated for the good of humanity. #BlackLivesMatter

[SCRUBSclassic 👨🏻‍⚕️ 🏥 @ScrubsClassic]

It is with heavy heart that I post this send off to actor Sam Lloyd, known to #Scubs fans as Ted Buckland. So much more than just a bit actor/character, Sam/Ted provided so much laughter and joy with a character so miserable yet very sympathetic. #RIPSamLloyd

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

This is mad. Either ban shit or don’t. Don’t “recommend.” “We don’t think gatherings cause infection so we’re not banning them but don’t go to the pub, club or theatre.” Pardon?

[Jake Richardson @jricha123]

@LiamHaines29 that sounds like something you would say

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Ian Hislop - When Boris Johnson says optimism.. he means he hasn't got any ideas. When he says we need to be positive.. he means he has no plan. When he says it's very simple.. he means he hasn't read any of the detail.

#PeoplesVote #PMQs #FinalSay #NotMyPM

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

It’s worth remembering that some people publish controversial, or obviously hypocritical, opinions for the express purpose of making you reply. That is how they earn their money. They monetise the attention you give them.

[(((David Bennun))) @DavidBennun]

The Left's Fallacy of Virtue, in a single Tweet.

"I am good; therefore everything I do is good. My self-image defines me, not my actions. If I use far-right rhetoric, it ceases to be far-right rhetoric, and becomes the rhetoric of righteousness, because it is I who has used it."

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

She's a national disgrace. I don't know why each time it surprises me.

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

I just watched the Prime Minister going in to vote for No Deal. I told her it was a disgrace. I hope she is gone by morning She doesn't deserve her office

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

Boris Johnson is a z-grade character-comedian and embarrassingly poor writer who deserves nothing but casual scorn or disinterest, and any journalist who still calls him ‘Boris’ should be classed as a vacuous cheerleader and ignored forever.

[Jake Richardson @jricha123]

@xPersiflage @CNET visionary... hope the murdering robot dogs don’t become a thing

[I Am Incorrigible also on Bluesky, threads & masto @ImIncorrigible]

UK Rail workers operate in a free market. Their pay reflects the fact that unionisation allows them to have a meaningful voice in negotiating wages & conditions.

The public should learn this lesson, rather than bemoaning union 'power'

Stop whining & unionise
@TomSwarbrick1 @LBC

[The Poke @ThePoke]

#recap The brilliant Jacob Rees-Mogg takedown we all wish we’d written

https://t.co/om8MTmAjiw

[Steve Analyst @EmporersNewC]

Does the UK hold all the cards? (Thread)