John

imma do the best i can with what i GOT

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

Everyone should be more like Oscar Wilde gay and die penniless

[John @jriti]

@TheView Expected a bit better from Nathan Lane and the panel here. “One doesn’t want to give this more attention than it deserves and yet…” *proceeds to performatively pop off w a coffee mug and rehearsed remarks intended for virality*

[John @jriti]

@daniel_lefferts Just finished your book and absolutely loved. Highlighted so many excerpts to return to. Congrats on its success! 💚

[JP @jpbrammer]

I’m his confidant. his best friend. his me espresso… ☕️

𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻

his me espresso… ☕️

is that what he calls you?

no 💖

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

I’m not exaggerating when I say this is how I watched The Traitors last round table

[John @jriti]

@ThatsSoDylan Just like Shania!

[John @jriti]

@marybethgrace Congrats for u but also isn’t the point of raya to talk to people who don’t tweet this stuff for easy likes 🫶

[John @jriti]

@KingGeorge2200 She literally said “I respect it” lmao

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Sufjan coming out by dedicating his album to his partner who died earlier this year. I am absolutely not okay. Nowhere near it.

[John @jriti]

@VinylMePlease 🎅💛🤮✨✨

[John @jriti]

@MammaMiaTwo They’re trolling me at this point lol

[John @jriti]

Y’all laugh but I’ll be dancing to Love in This Club with my buffalo chicken dip

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Usher has officially been announced as the 2024 Super Bowl Halftime Show headliner.

[John @jriti]

Not sure how it came up but my Lyft driver has a LeeAnn Rimes tattoo and has seen her 23 times. We sang can’t fight the moonlight together. I love when god brings kindred souls together

[John @jriti]

Barbenheimer was fun but it might’ve broken our collective brains lol

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

Wind it up! It's the anniversary of MUSIC BOX! A whopping whole 30 minutes since the album was first released 😉 I'll never forget creating this record, fully immersing myself in the music that would change my life and connect me with YOU, the lambily, in a way that bonded us forever ❤️🦋🐑 I hope you enjoy celebrating this milestone with me! #MusicBox30

[John @jriti]

Truly tho

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

you had to be there at midnight

[BEYONCÉ LEGION @BeyLegion]

Beyoncé saying "Gay rights!" and the Beyhive going berserk. 😂

#STLouis #RWT2023 🪩

📹: @JAYACTII

[John @jriti]

Took a half day to drive to rogers arkansas for lana last minute 🤭

[John @jriti]

Tbh I didn’t hear a peep about this show but it was so good