Jon ritter

I've been told I'm the 🐝🗣

[Jon ritter @jritter45]

@Cheyann1357 😛😛😍

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Biggest L i took was thinking they had my back like i had theirs.

[Jon ritter @jritter45]

Today I took a 2 hour nap in my hammock and it was the best sleep I’ve gotten in years.

[Jon ritter @jritter45]

Today I ordered a 6” sub from subway and was heartbroken when she started making it with a 4” piece of bread and I truly felt sorry for women everywhere.#disappointed

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As a Michigan state fan St Patrick’s Day is my favorite holiday because it lets me see all the Michigan fans wear green and show some support to the big ten champs! #gogreen

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My parents thought it was bad when I was kid and got up at 5 to open presents, well now I’m 23, drunk and on my way over at 2 am. MErRy ChrIStmaS

[Jon ritter @jritter45]

Snapchat should have a throwback day and bring back the original Snapchat to see what kind of chaos it will cause.🤔

[Jon ritter @jritter45]

See fez from that 70’s show in greys anatomy made my whole week👌🏻

[Jon ritter @jritter45]

As a state fan it was a tough day but I think we can all come together and agree we’re happy that Ohio state is getting blown out.

[Jon ritter @jritter45]

Down by 40...fitzmagic or Brady? @MathewBerryTMR

[Jon ritter @jritter45]

“I like my taco meat rare”

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The lions should draft the refs so they might have a chance at winning.

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@CloydRiversPics @jmacgregor03 Who wins in a fight between him and chuck Norris?

[Jon ritter @jritter45]

Me: you want a shot
Drive through guy: what?
Me: you want a shot of Jamison?
Drive though: no thanks..

[Jon ritter @jritter45]

Matching with a dog on tinder is probably the best thing to happen to me.

[Jon ritter @jritter45]

You know you’re from northern Michigan when you have more tread on your car tires than your snowblower.

[Jon ritter @jritter45]

@alihooper3 We’re winners bud @__Austin_Hamlin you’ll understand one day.....maybe

[Jon ritter @jritter45]

Rifle season is like the hunger games to deer, every time they hear that loud boom they know someone’s dead...

[Jon ritter @jritter45]

I’m most motivated to workout at night after I’ve ate a large pizza..

[Jon ritter @jritter45]

Eating chips and having it slice your throat as you swallow it might be the worst pain in the world.