Jeff Rivkin

Former advertising executive.

[Jeff Rivkin @jrivkin]

I knew there'd be a catastrophe under Dicktator Don and his administration. WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW IS... IT WAS GOING TO KILL AMERICANS ON THEIR OWN SOIL.🌊🌊🌊

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

hey, I wrote a thing: "elderly golfer gets smacked around by a journalist who won’t take bullshit for an answer" — this is how it’s done.
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[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

We are currently watching the demise of a malignant narcissist. Trump is disintegrating before our eyes — becoming smaller and smaller with each passing day, until soon there will be nothing left but an empty suit and a diaper full of shit. #TwitterBlackout #TrumpOnX

[Ivano Panetti @ivanopanetti]

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[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha DONALD TRUMP IS GUILTY AS FUCK ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oops I mean how terrible for GUILTY AS FUCK DONALD TRUMP

[Al Franken @alfranken]

This is a great day because justice prevailed; Trump was found guilty on all 34 counts. But a sad day because we have a former president who committed several crimes.

If this had gotten out before the ‘16 election, if they hadn’t paid off Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougall, I believe we would have avoided a Trump presidency. The job now is to prevent another Trump presidency.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

Donald Trump's cellmates are going to get so fucking tired of hearing about presidential immunity

[Richard W. Painter @RWPUSA]

For several decades law schools have been hiring a lot of professor Phd's with little or no practice experience. That's fine, but I tune out when somebody tells an experienced attorney like Alvin Bragg how to do his job.

[Jeff Rivkin @jrivkin]

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[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

yo, I wrote a thing: "what the fuck are you doing, Aileen?" — Donald Trump stole shit he wasn’t allowed to have. end of story.
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[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

this Halloween, I'll be wandering my neighborhood, drunk and confused. that's right, I'm going as Rudy Giuliani

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

TIME TO ORDER A PSYCH EVAL AND DETAIN TRUMP:
-Threatens witness Mark Milley
-Threatens NBC over a poll he doesn’t like
-Tries to illegally buy gun
-Conflates Jeb and George W. Bush
-Lawyers’ crazy answer to Gag Order bid

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[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

INSANE ANSWER TO JACK SMITH GAG ORDER BID: Trump attorneys blame Biden, “Corporate Media”

Time for a Trump Psych Evaluation; institutionalize him when he fails it. He’s threatened a witness; tried to illegally buy a gun

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[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

are you telling me the guy who cheated to get into college and cheated to get out of Vietnam and cheated on his wives and cheated at golf and cheated students at his scam university and cheated donors to his fake charity was just found liable for cheating on his financial statements? oh come on, get the fuck out of here

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

BOOM, there it goes — congratulations to Donald Trump, four-time graduate of the University of Fuck Around and Find Out

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

Little Donny Four-Indictments is about to have an incredibly shitty week. boo fucking hoo

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

live your life in such a way that the entire world isn't excitedly holding its breath waiting for you violate the the fuck of your protective order

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

listen up, stupids:
you told us Hunter Biden was corrupt. fine, we said, show us the evidence.
so you showed us pics of Hunter Biden's dick. dick pics are not evidence.
your whistleblowers made a bunch of allegations. but they didn't have any evidence.
then you deposed Devon Archer. he said he had no evidence. you lied about it and told everyone the opposite.
then you angrily DEMANDED that Trump-appointed prosecutor David Weiss be made Special Counsel. 33 Republican Senators said so in signed letter to Merrick Garland.
and so Merrick Garland named David Weiss Special Counsel and you all had a huge fucking meltdown about it and said that wasn't good enough.
and THIS is why you're all a bunch of unserious grandstanding dipshits and not one person outside of the Fox News bubble takes any of you seriously.
it's time to cut the shit and show us your fucking evidence

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

I have wrought a thing: "fuck yes, Donald Trump’s trials should be televised." there needs to be a visual record.
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[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

if Hunter Biden failing to pay his taxes on time has you outraged, wait until you hear about the guy who tried to overthrow his own government because he was mad about being a big fucking loser and then stole classified war plans and stashed them in the shitter of his tacky vermin-infested golf motel