John Melancon

I like to make stuff and play music. Founder of the comedy group @packdhouse Also, sometimes people pay me to take photos. Business email: [email protected]

[John Melancon @jrmelancon]

@starbomb @GenePark @TWRPband Can we please get a release time?

[John Melancon @jrmelancon]

@larianstudios DOS2 has been out for 4 years. How is it still impossible to play with four players online on PS4?

[John Melancon @jrmelancon]

@KandissTaylor Oh…oh honey…

[John Melancon @jrmelancon]

Just posted a video @ Broussard, Louisiana https://t.co/owDkoaZlUj

[John Melancon @jrmelancon]

Just posted a photo @ Broussard, Louisiana https://t.co/LttaW0skpp

[John Melancon @jrmelancon]

Do yourselves a favor. If you're in the market for a platform frame stay far the hell away from @MattressFirm and their $200 non-refundable piece of shit platform. Thing creaks if I look at it too hard and shakes with the smallest movement. #ripoff #screwyoumattressfirm

[John Melancon @jrmelancon]

It’s your birthday. https://t.co/uL7HNvxnnN

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Just posted a photo @ Mouton Plantation https://t.co/sDlbVKW7JT

[John Melancon @jrmelancon]

Obligatory

#vaccinated @ Cade Community Center https://t.co/Ehvxbqo0JI

[John Melancon @jrmelancon]

@brockmeaux

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@yourWDWguy @TomAmityCorless Can confirm

[Pete Holmes @peteholmes]

where my snyder cut

[David Begnaud @DavidBegnaud]

Oh the irony. The mayor president of my hometown Lafayette Louisiana has issued a stay at home ORDER & curfew due to a winter storm but he doesn’t want to issue a mask mandate when it comes to a pandemic, only preaching personal responsibility https://t.co/tbtqiIL2Et

[David Begnaud @DavidBegnaud]

In Lafayette, LA, the director of the public library suddenly resigned after the library board “criticized the selection of speakers they dubbed too "far left" for a book discussion on the history of voting rights.” The board wanted "opposing perspectives" https://t.co/JoSOhjkFk1

[John Melancon @jrmelancon]

This seems a little soon...
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#nodisrespect #ILoveNeilPeart #drum #drums #rush #berniesanders #berniesandersmemes #neilpeart #yyz #2021 #inaguration2021 #prog #meme #memes @ Walt Disney World https://t.co/pvEKICpIjy

[John Melancon @jrmelancon]

Rude

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@berniesanders #berniesanders #inauguration2021 #berniememes #wedding #weddingdress #weddingphoto #weddingday #bride @ Downtown Lafayette https://t.co/IYOvv34w1V

[John Melancon @jrmelancon]

Just posted a photo @ Mar A Lago https://t.co/0m9AhqjRBf

[schmoyoho, accent on the yo @schmoyoho]

Animaniacs is the key to all of this

[John Melancon @jrmelancon]

@realDonaldTrump You're a piece of shit.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

I am drawing up Articles of Impeachment.

Donald J. Trump should be impeached by the House of Representatives & removed from office by the United States Senate.

We can’t allow him to remain in office, it’s a matter of preserving our Republic and we need to fulfill our oath.