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i have several unresolved issues and an unrealized pnl. ~ your quant

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cosplay 🦇

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so freaking kuːl

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@Micheal44A2 last thing I expected to see today 😂

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@ladybugfiless fiona and cake

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one more attempt at insta?

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men should drive g-wagons. all other midsize suvs are for women. the bigger suvs like the escalade and land cruiser are for when you no longer drive yourself.

hope this helps.

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@vidsthatgohard i’m not the only avatar?

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my attention span has the memory allocation strategy of a government agency.

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for halloween, i’m becoming captain save-a-hoe. god has chosen me.

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academic warfare. casualties are mounting.

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at some point, life stops being a learning curve and becomes a distribution shift.

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i do it so i can always check if you’re fine enough to be talking to me like that.

[💫aniel🦎 @Danielbens45200]

I save your snaps in chat for a reason 😌😏.

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“bro wallahi from january first, i’m gonna start….”

what an idiot.

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@WatcherGuru should’ve been pump fun

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@thebaesickz hi. can i marry you?

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compound interest is the closest thing capitalism has produced to a legal perpetual motion machine.

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you wouldn’t understand.
not yet.

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@alyssapaige25 yeah. the dishes have never been cleaner.

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you don’t have to look like you’re going somewhere. you can just go.

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people talk about nostalgia like it’s a nice feeling.

i think about the past and go wow. i used to be alive.