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Yes he Must GO

[GunsForHire @jrmkbt29]

@RodgersKipembe Of which he is right ..

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

EACC seeks to recover Sh220m Chan tender cash from Mwendwa and others

https://t.co/Lar6xEb950

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The second or third time seeing Chiefs and elders in Statehouse.

You should investigate such people, they might be used to rig elections

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

SEX is not just sex but a covenant. Be careful who you have sex with, five minutes sex can destroy your entire life.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

A man identified as Kangethe, who allegedly spent years operating under the disguise of a yellow yellow damsel has reportedly been arrested in what residents are calling the biggest scam after Ndengu Samosas. According to locals, Kangethe had allegedly convinced half the neighborhood that he was one of the finest baddies in Kayole.

Some hopeless romantics even swore he was prettier than women who actually wake up every morning as women. The operation came crashing down after a veteran sponsor reportedly became suspicious. After months of financing hairstyles, bundles, and KFC, Mzee finally demanded a return on his investment.

Every attempt however was met with another creative excuse worthy of Mkurus screenplay. Determined to solve the mystery once and for all, Mzee marinated the mikora with premium Kanamba Specio a.k.a podipodi. Once the suspect was fast asleep, he launched what investigators are now calling Operation Quality Assurance.

The mission lasted only a few seconds before Mzee discovered that he hadn't been sponsoring a damsel after all, he had unknowingly been competing with another man, who to make matters worse, alikua amebeba makagare kubwa namna hatari kumshinda.

Witnesses claim Mzee's soul briefly left his body, filed a complaint at the nearest sub-chief's office, and returned three business days later. The confrontation that followed reportedly ended the alleged masquerade, leaving Kayole residents with one unanimous conclusion... before falling in love, kindly verify the goods. Prevention is always cheaper than therapy. Chesaa!!!

[GunsForHire @jrmkbt29]

@Josh001J Sometimes we spin stories to create narratives was Sifuna present in the Azimio meeting ? Gachagua was never a member of Azimio

[Hon. Njeri Maina @Hon_Njeri_Maina]

Wewe Ethekon you can step down bwana!

You people think Kenyans are idiots? We all know you are testing waters to postpone the elections next year!!

Do not test the patience and resolve of the Kenyan people. If anything, you ARE NOT the only human being on earth who can chair the IEBC. Matter of fact, you are not the first nor will you be the last!

[Josh @Josh001J]

If you go to Meru most lands ni farms za miraa. Ingia Nyeri town uone vile katown ni kadogo but y'all want to say Murima has 8M votes na familia zina 2 kids😂 Nakuru half of it ni kalenjins. Then visit Western uone boma after boma, with 10+ kids each family ati they're minority?

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

I was born in Jamaica, but I am Kenyan - Vybz Kartel

[Josh @Josh001J]

Murima has 3.5M voters. Not the 8M inflated numbers! They gave Ruto approximately 2.8 votes na wakapee Raila 0.9M votes. And of the 12 counties a third of them are Metropolitan with diverse tribes! When we're ready for this discussion mseme! Thika town has 600k votes aje?😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔴⚪️🇲🇱 Mamadou Sangare, new Brentford club record signing for £41m fee from RC Lens.

Contract until June 2031 plus option until June 2032.

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Governor James Orengo welcomes former CS Aisha Jumwa to the Linda Mwananchi movement

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

We wish to inform the members of the public that Kipkoros, a dishwasher in SH and and our informant at Moset media, has been fired effective immediately.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

President William Ruto’s administration has borrowed Sh4.3 trillion, pushing Kenya’s public debt from Sh8.7 trillion to Sh13 trillion since taking office.

Since taking office, domestic debt alone has gone up by Sh3 trillion, from Sh4.4 trillion to Sh7.4 trillion

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Rafiki yangu anaosha vyombo statehouse anasema kuna cabinet reshuffle. Waziri Murkomen likely to be moved to the ministry of gender and sports.

[Robert George, EGH @ChiefAdhara]

H.E President William Ruto's @WilliamsRuto administration has so far given more than 2 million Title Deeds.

[David Ndii @DavidNdii]

Spot the difference🤔

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Being in the opposition is much easier than being in government, as ODM, we are swimming in strange waters - Oburu Odinga

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Yvonne: Are you afraid to vie for President?

Omwami Sifuna: I'm not one to run away, you know me Yvonne, all these years I have been with You, you know me very well.

Yvonne: (Smiling and blashing..)

Hii imeenda... Hii Imeenda... Hii Imeeeeenda!!😭😂😂😂😂

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

If Sifuna was a serious Presidential Candidate, he wouldn’t go to Citizen TV Studios to do an Interview with Yvone Okwara.

Citizen TV would have gone to him.

Riggy G doesn’t go to TV & Radio Stations for Interviews.

If they want to interview him, journalists go to his home in karen or Wamunyoro.