John C Robbins

Criminal Defense Lawyer, Professor of Law, Self-described "grumpy chef," all-around lovable curmudgeon and protector of the rights of those less fortunate.

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The toughest part of being a criminal defense lawyer is a client who believes the story he told the police.

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The mistake you make is assuming that Juvenile Court cares about a lawyer’s time.

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Maybe it is time to consider changing our presidency to one 6 year term. No re-election campaign. Just fulfill your duty to the people.

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Now that he will be Attorney General, will Garland Merrick be vindictive towards the Republicans?

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For 4 years, the Congress worked either to remove Trump from office or protecting him instead of working for and protecting the people.

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The Democrats from day 1 denied that Trump was a legitimate President. So, we had 4 years of attacking and trying to remove him from office.

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Now Garland Merrick will be the Attorney General, even though Doug Jones was the better and more deserving choice.

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The Republican Senate denied Pres. Obama his SC appointment of G. Merrick. The Senate had no legitimate or constitutional reason to do so.

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Perhaps the revolution has begun. We are reaping what we sowed with our politics for far too long.

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69-year-old man cleared of capital murder charge in fatal 2017 shooting - https://t.co/UfrZhTEvDH https://t.co/85Bgf76w60

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I don’t know anyone who says “let’s order a Papa John’s pizza.” #trentontomatopie, #lombardi’snycisgood

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The beauty of baseball is in the execution of the fundamentals of the game that those who played learned in little league.

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Happy Birthday America! A country where you have the freedom to go through life drunk and stupid.#greatestcountrytheusa

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I come from a generation where “fine” was a good word. #whateverhappened

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Bud Light advertises that it doesn’t have corn syrup. However, they do not explain the weird after taste.
#coorslightismuchbetter

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Caller: My boyfriend is in jail on a $1,000 cash bond?
Me: Can you make his bond?
Caller: No.
Me: You can’t hire me.
#donotbeacheaplawyer

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How is added safety equipment an option on the Max 8 Jet? Corinthian leather seats are an option not safety equipment.#wtfboeing

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When another man won’t look at you because you have better hair. #myponytailisbetterthanyours

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Judge: Why did you leave the courthouse before handling your case?
Defendant: My ride was leaving.
#gottalovebeingacriminaldefenselawyer

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Tired and wounded is no way to go through life, nor an excuse to be needy. #buckup