Fart Mitzvah

I'm awesome, I enjoy watching the Food Network, and I help creative people find jobs. He/Him/His

[Fart Mitzvah @jrobknowsbest]

@AmericanAir Happily

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@AmericanAir we have been traveling on your garbage airline for 16 hours. We just want to go to Maine and you stranded us in Ohio with no bags, no hope, and no way home because you cancelled our flight again. We lost money on a hotel, our rental car, and most of our vacation

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Also please give Sabrina at baggage claim a raise because she has been the ONLY representative that has helped fix the garbage fire that is our vacation.

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@JulieJo43639155 @NoCRTinSchools @BoringBiz_ “Vanity not work” is a pretty ridiculous statement to make to a generation that works 40+hours a week at their full time job and an additional 20+hours for gig economy jobs just to pay rent. My parent’s made $60k a year and bought a house for $120k in the late 90s. Try that now

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@MissVega8888 I’m making fun of Hulk Hogan because he was a known racist who actively went against other wrestlers who were building a union to gain access to better healthcare and pay.

Just ask well known libertarian Jesse Ventura what he thinks of Hogan

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@GenFlynn @BarackObama @realDonaldTrump @AGPamBondi People need to keep #JefferyEpstein TRENDING until legal actions are taken against his co conspirators for the crimes he committed against the children of the United States of America

@realDonaldTrump
@AGPamBondi

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Hey @ENKIUSA, I love your cases and I’ve flown/traveled most of the US with one.

The rod that connects the hinge fell off on the last tour I was on. I appreciate you guys selling replacement parts, but $16 shipping on a $22 part that weighs barely a pound is not the move

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@bradenpace @RodDMartin I mean if the money was actually going to social programs to help Americans then yeah Socialist’s would celebrate.

However, it’s going to offset tax cuts for the rich and to fund the war machine overseas.

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@CodyARitchie Did you try setting it to Wumbo?

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@TheTonyShow Just say you don’t like yellow

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@TheTonyShow @BillCardella We were also 9 deep in the van with 2 bands and blackout curtains lmao

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@TheTonyShow Idk what it has to do with Hialeah but it’s yellow

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@lcd_dont_Lie2Me @TheWarMonitor Hawaii is a state yet we continue to call them Hawaiians. They are citizens just as much as our brethren in Puerto Rico.

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Describe where you’re from with bands

Matchbox 20
N’Sync
Trivium

[Action/Adventure 👁️ @ActAdvBand]

Describe where you're from with bands

Fall Out Boy
Into it. Over it.
Sincere Engineer

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@TheTonyShow @Casablancas_J I heard he had a stroke

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@TheTonyShow TIME ON MY HANDS COULD BE TIME SPENT WITH YOU

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@its_The_Dr Abraham Lincoln was a liberal

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@TheTonyShow I did a whole report on “Boys Of Summer” by The Atari’s in high school not knowing it was a cover