Jorge Rodrigez

[Terry Shea @tshea011]

#icantgoadaywithout giving my God praises for allowing me to make it another day!!

[Curtis Cairns @ccairns7394]

#goseeksomehelp  if you have an erection for more than 4 hours...

[Lewis Dominick @ldominick004]

#youknowtheycheating if they can only text you & call everybody else !

[Derek Baber @dbaber92]

#RelationshipsEndBecause you can't be honest!

[Reginald Lehner @rlehner35]

#closingarguments Whatever floats your boat.

[Brent Arakaki @arakakibrent04]

#ialwayswantedtobe a dancer

[Jorge Rodrigez @jrod567]

#5thingsyoucantdo 5. Be more stoned than Amy Winehouse

[Jorge Rodrigez @jrod567]

"#5thingsyoucantdo be anyone else, except yourself."

[Jorge Rodrigez @jrod567]

"I just watched last night's #LoveInTheWild and OMG that Jason guy, he's exactly what Gus would be like"

[Zachary Serpa @zserpa892]

" #honestyhourunfortunately you have my heart, but not my trust or respect."

[Herman Raine @HermanRaine]

#ineedtostop tweeting about gaga and go to bed. 

[Maurice Mullinax @mauricemull3]

"#waystoirritateme , play me or do anything to make me look dumb"

[Lewis Strub @lstrub12300]

#ineedtostop being right all the time. It's exhausting

[Gerald Oldham @goldham004]

#slightlyaddicted to peanut m&m's

[Nicholas Mayfield @nicholasmay777]

He Got Posterized #BasketballQuotes

[Edwin Yim @edwinyim43]

"#vacationwishlist Brazil, Jamaica, Mombassa-Kenya, Hong Kong, Paris"

[Sam Wax @samwax792]

#netflix when you show more of the shows I love? I would even pay for current TV shows-

[Corey Gammon @cgammon8963]

#wordsthatdescribeme unique. Random. Friendly. Smiley. Happy. Dumb. Excited easily. Yes I'm like that face the facts

[Jorge Rodrigez @jrod567]

#wordsthatdescribeme One ugly piece of work! But beautifully crafted out of great despair.

[Jorge Rodrigez @jrod567]

"#wordsthatdescribeme Mentally Hilarious, Deadly Swagger, Compulsive Eater, Ridiculously Positive, Everybody's Lover, Skittles and Coffee "