Jared Sullivan

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

@quinthancock that's why your response should be "well look somewhere else, we sell shit here!"

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

Eating animal crackers and watching an animal movie with my little guy. #thesweetlife

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

#notetoself do not put the deodorant and the icy hot on the same shelf in the bathroom

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

Is a smart phone in the hands of a dumb person still a smart phone?

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

Oklahomans when it rains!

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

tsoftheday

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

If you don't understand English and you call an automated line, when they ask you (in English) to push 2 for Spanish, how do you know wha...

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

Why do the slowest people work in the pharmacy section? #priorities

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

@heyheysully I found the red one! Uh... That's purple!

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

7 beers in and my wife is drunk! #lightweight

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

7 beers.

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

Dumbass comes in every color!

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

The powerball broke the Internet! Take that Kardashians!

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

@ginarookitty yeah... Both of ours are the same

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

@ginarookitty... Well, u aren't dead, arrested, or jobless... So, is there something u want to tell us?

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

@twitter Thank you Twitter for expanding the number of characters in tweets. Now people's stupidity will go on forever. #beyond140

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

Why is it that all the gifts "for her" have to do with cooking or cleaning? #sexist

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

Line of the night: "Nobody leaves bang bang on the table!"

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

The afore mentioned tweet by @heyheysully has nothing to do with me!

[Jared Sullivan @jrodsully_okla]

I am going to open a driving range where there are random mines. #greatestideaever