Jess

yeah, well, maybe next time you will estimate me. // she/her/hers
(views are my own and I sure do own them.) 🪴🪴🪴

[Jess @jromes19]

I can never caption a picture hot dogs or legs because if someone ate a hot dog as pale as me they would probably die

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Isn’t it funny how the ✌🏾Protect Women’s Sports✌🏾crowd is very ok with female athletes receiving substandard treatment when it comes to facilities, salary, and generally things that would improve the game but are loud as fuck when they can use women to promote their own bigotry?

[Jess @jromes19]

I am here to say one thing and one thing only — everyone has had OPINIONS about this season of Ted Lasso. But it touched so many important topics with beautiful realness and I was on the verge of tears for most episodes. The finale will undoubtedly leave me in a puddle

[Halle @HalleBailey]

🥹🥹💕💕who i do this for🥹💕💕

[Jess @jromes19]

My body is never going to recover from this conference

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Every man who has ever hurt me should have to chip in to buy me a Taylor Swift ticket.

[Jess @jromes19]

@cm_nj Truly scared around horses because I think they’re gonna rear up and stomp on me. Could never be a horse girl

[Jess @jromes19]

A lil hard cider, a lil muscle cream for your aching back. Ah, Sunday in your late 20s

[Jess @jromes19]

Dreams are just cruel sometimes

[Jess @jromes19]

Me: I hate running! I could never be a runner!
Also me: goes for walks at 4mph

[Jess @jromes19]

If the LIB reunion was going to be delayed, the least they could’ve done was taken that time to caption it properly. Things are delayed, cut off, or the wrong words are used. Cmon now

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[Jess @jromes19]

Sometimes I think about the fact that Phil Collins was so dedicated to the Tarzan soundtrack he learned and recorded the songs in six languages, including two different dialects of Spanish

[Jess @jromes19]

Kevin: I think everyone thinks I’m a sassy gay at work
Me: Why?
Kevin: Because I’m a sassy gay at work

[Jess @jromes19]

@Boonscoon That about sums it up for old hickory

[Trans Formations Project Inc. @the_TFP]

Trans rights are still under attack in the United States. Please visit our website linked below to learn about your state and contact your reps. Here's a thread of today's updates 🧵 ⬇️