James Short

Husband, dad, self-professed optimistic realist and inquisitive learner.

[James Short @jrosshort]

Hey @Microsoft,
Are you having a laugh?

[James Short @jrosshort]

@WatchTheBreaks Lol, mine just wanted to show me his water bottle... That's all.

[James Short @jrosshort]

4YO (with great joy): Can you BELIEVE?!?! I just got my first real, LIVE ear booger out!

#kids

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

WE'RE GOING TO THE NLCS

#CaptureTheMoment

[James Short @jrosshort]

@HP I am STILL working with support on this @HP. The ticket has been closed without a true resolution about 5 times now. You really can do better.

[James Short @jrosshort]

Hey @HP,
FYI your chat bot is terrible.

[NBA Top Shot @NBATopShot]

KD x Nine Lives Lounge 🔥

At 5pm ET / 2pm PT tomorrow ... @KDTrey5's popping into the #NLL on Discord.

Got any questions for the @NBA star? QT w/ #NBATopShotThis and we'll ask KD a few of your Qs 👀

Top Shot Discord ➡️ https://t.co/t4WzZ9CejH

[James Short @jrosshort]

My 3YO running down the hall and almost falling: "Wow, my exercises are almost gone!"

[Candy @CandyDigital]

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Buy & Sell @MLB NFTs 📈

Want to jump start your collection?

✅ RT this Tweet
✅ Follow us @CandyDigital

You’ll be entered to win a free Icon pack 🎁 https://t.co/Q3dnTHeS13

[Candy @CandyDigital]

Wen Marketplace? 𝟏/𝟏𝟓.

Buy & Sell Candy @MLB NFTs to begin your digital collection: https://t.co/8AiqzlGFHX

[Dapper @hellodapper]

The Dapper Holiday Giveaway is on! #DappyHolidays

Win $10K in Dapper Balance, Legendary packs from NFL All Day and NBA Top Shot, Genies wearables, Ballerz, and more!

To enter:
Follow @hellodapper
RT this tweet
Submit your email here: https://t.co/DxMeK9tfjO

More details👇

[James Short @jrosshort]

Me: What do you want for breakfast

3YO: Cinnamon Toast Crunch crunch crunch.
...
It sounds a little bit like you have 💩 in your bum.
#kidquotes

[James Short @jrosshort]

NIIICE!!!
#NBATopShotThis

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

NO DRIBBLE NEEDED. 😳

[James Short @jrosshort]

Having some fun over at @nbatopshot. #topshotshowcase
https://t.co/wY3kQot0bb

[James Short @jrosshort]

@Topps England?
...
England!

[James Short @jrosshort]

@Topps The most wonderful time of the year!!!

[The Breaks @WatchTheBreaks]

Who wants to rip a hobby box of Topps Stadium Club Chrome??

RT & Follow to enter to win this one free!

#Collect #TheHobby

[James Short @jrosshort]

@Topps Definitely the mashed potatoes with an excessive amount of gravy!!!
Yes please!

[James Short @jrosshort]

Apparently Old MacDonald has bubbles on his farm...
#toddlerlife

[James Short @jrosshort]

@verashni This is awesome!