Jennie Porter

Part-time Blogger, Full-time Reality TV Enthusiast. As seen on @scarymommy @lovewhatmatter

[Jennie Porter @jroyal92]

I'm discussing “Full Moon Friday, Moon Water Manifestation ” with Allie Lang. Today, Feb 26 at 9:30 PM EST on @joinclubhouse. Join us! https://t.co/r9iiqbzS0Q

[Jennie Porter @jroyal92]

@devinandhearts AMEN

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

🌞 Good morning to all (except the white supremacists.) ☀️

[Jennie Porter @jroyal92]

If I ever catch another maga boomer trying to tell us to respect the “Office of President” I’m going to make them watch tonight’s “debate” Clockwork Orange style. #clown #ByeDon2020

[Phoebe Robinson @dopequeenpheebs]

CAN A BLACK WOMAN MODERATE A DEBATE, PLEASE?!? This ignorant AF behavior would be shut down IMMEDIATELY. Chris Wallace is horrible.

[Jennie Porter @jroyal92]

@devinandhearts 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jennie Porter @jroyal92]

In high school, the administration wouldn’t let us perform a Spirit Day skit to the @alyankovic song “White and Nerdy” because it was offensive to smart people, and I think about that at least once a week.

[miski 🛸 @musegold]

keto is racist. i can’t prove it but jus gives me white supremacy vibes

[Jennie Porter @jroyal92]

https://t.co/xKogiP8ibb

[Jennie Porter @jroyal92]

@devinandhearts SUCH a missed opportunity.
But giving me ideas for our 30th

[Jennie Porter @jroyal92]

To the people who keep sending me the info for tonight’s Disney Family Sing Along, you severely overestimate how much I want to spend time with my children past 7:30pm.

[Jennie Porter @jroyal92]

I’m going to start a video diary of my life during #COVID19 so in 50 years my children understand why they aren’t included in my will. #help #ParentingInLockdown

[Jennie Porter @jroyal92]

@devinandhearts I have this same thought every single day

[Jennie Porter @jroyal92]

Dr. Deborah Birx: “The data shows early symptoms of Covid-19 are Gastro Intestinal.”

Me: *After stress eating chicken parm, spaghetti, Chex mix, gummy lifesavers, Pringle’s, and a slice of cheesecake*

[Jennie Porter @jroyal92]

People have been telling us to use the quarantine to bond with our families. Tonight I got to explain to my mother what a “Prince Albert” is. Thanks #TigerKing for helping me make memories that will last a lifetime.

[Jennie Porter @jroyal92]

Day 6 of Quarentine: Stop sending me Zoom invites. I wouldn’t go to this if it was in real life. What makes you think I want to do it now?

[Jennie Porter @jroyal92]

To the youthful dum-dums who seem keen on squandering the opportunity to stay in bed and do nothing for the next month for the sake of partying: let’s trade places. You watch my 3 kids and WFH husband, and I’ll #NetflixAndStayStill

[Jennie Porter @jroyal92]

Spent a good portion of my afternoon explaining to my mother why she couldn’t take my daughter to the McDonald’s Play Place. It’s fine. I’m fine. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE.

[Jennie Porter @jroyal92]

Took my chances and made it to the gym for Barre class. I want my ass looking TIGHT for the end of the world.

[Jennie Porter @jroyal92]

Don’t worry you guys. My mom just told me Coronavirus is just a ploy from the Dems to crash the economy so Trump loses. So everything is going to be fine.