Jessica Richmond Woods

I watch more TV than you.
And I probably puke more than you too.

[Jessica Richmond Woods @jrrwoods]

It actually hurts my soul to not be working in journalism right now...when it means so much.

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The irony of having a flare up twenty minutes after Onyx Storm comes out is not lost on me. It's also not appreciated. #chronicillness

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I really hate how journalism rules have gone out the window. I need my news to have the inverted pyramid model, not the click-bait model.

[Jessica Richmond Woods @jrrwoods]

Puked and limped through my last holiday shift. Need to remind myself of this shit when I think I can do normal things without consequences. #youresickbitch

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I apologize for my prejudgement of Wicked saying no one would ever be able to compete with Kristen and Idina. I take it back. Ariana and Cynthia...good fucking gods can they sing.

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Our townhome's landscaping people don't seem to have a set schedule outside of 'when I have a migraine'

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I want to write a book as fantastically memorable as Frindle by Andrew Clements. I still think about that book 25+ years later.

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I'd do anything to go see the movie Wicked with my Nana. The first movie she ever saw in theaters was The Wizard of Oz. And one of the first Broadway musicals I remember her taking me to was Wicked. I just know she would have loved it.

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I want a Liam Payne documentary.

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Everyone said "Major in STEM. Major in STEM." Well my English degree having self gets to travel to California for work while my Geology degree having husband gets to go look at dirt in Arkansas.

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Rory Gilmore is a terrible journalist and always has been. The end.

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Watching All The President's Men tonight and sadly reminded that politicians have not miraculously gotten better since Nixon but journalism has gotten drastically worse.

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If you have a dog, I will remember that dog's name, breed and age forever. If you have a cat, I will remember you have a cat.

[Jessica Richmond Woods @jrrwoods]

I would very much like to travel somewhere without having to DoorDash first aid supplies.

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If there is an entirely empty flight with rows and rows of empty seats with no assigned seats and you choose to sit next to someone, you should be publicly flogged.

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Weirdest thing about growing up is seeing things like the girl you know only as "the one who ate too many weed brownies" become a mother.

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"Our pantry looks like two 13 year old boys live here"

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I have so much work to do and so many chores to do around the house so what am I doing? Binge watching Fashion Photo Ruview from several seasons ago 🤦‍♀️

[Jessica Richmond Woods @jrrwoods]

In addition to Freya, on my one tiny street, there are cats named Loki, Hela, and Thor and a dog named Fenrys. Clearly Vikings had a popularity surge a few years ago 😂

[Jessica Richmond Woods @jrrwoods]

Earlier this Week: Oh yay I have nothing planned for Wednesday, I'm going to get so much done!

Wednesday: Throw up every 30 minutes for 7 hours.