Reed Sincox

AYE!

[Reed Sincox @JRSincoxda3rd]

@GrouponHelpUS just used the live chat help feature to help reschedule a dinner reservation. I chatted with Matruprasad Patra and they helped me a ton. Made the process super easy. They deserve a raise!

[Reed Sincox @JRSincoxda3rd]

Remember when you saw WALL-E as a kid and thought, “How could a whole society just stop doing things?!?” It all makes more sense now. #Pixar #pandemic #EarthDay

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Today I had 5 o’clock shaddow at 6PM... Which means I need to wake up an hour earlier to shave #adulting

[Reed Sincox @JRSincoxda3rd]

I feel like the days just aren't as long as they used to be...

[Reed Sincox @JRSincoxda3rd]

I think my dream job is to be a first base coach. I would do it for any team too, just so long as they win he World Series when I’m with them.... please make this happen twitter world

[Reed Sincox @JRSincoxda3rd]

WOW I CANT BELIEVE I MADE A PERFECT BRACKET!! Too bad it accidentally got flushed down the toilet right after the Nova win. I guess you’ll just need to trust me #NCAAChampionship

[Reed Sincox @JRSincoxda3rd]

Dear iPhone,
What is so different about regular power mode and low power mode and why don’t you ask me to switch sooner?
-Reed

[Google @Google]

The most memorable moments of 2017 started with a question. https://t.co/wtqjULjCYe #YearinSearch

[Reed Sincox @JRSincoxda3rd]

Was just at the gym and got lucky because only 4 or 5 other people were there. While I was there I noticed something beautiful, for one brief moment in time we were all doing bicep curls and it was wonderful.... but then one person left so I switched to rows #rightbeararms

[Reed Sincox @JRSincoxda3rd]

How my dad laughs after he spoke to my Spanish roommate once

[Reed Sincox @JRSincoxda3rd]

My favorite pen ran out of ink tonight. Now I need to use my second favorite pen and it's just not the same.... #RIP

[Reed Sincox @JRSincoxda3rd]

You can run but you can't hide. Happy national Dog day! #dogday

[Reed Sincox @JRSincoxda3rd]

Accidentally just walked through the free speech zone at school and didn't need to avoid eye contact with anyone! It was a wonderful feeling

[Reed Sincox @JRSincoxda3rd]

Just killed a spider in the shower, which is enough excitement for one day. I will now be going back to sleep. Ttyl

[Arlington International @Arlington_Park]

Hey @ChicagoMLBCubs Fans! The World Series trophy will be at Arlington for the 35th Running of the Arlington Million! Will you?

[Reed Sincox @JRSincoxda3rd]

If turtles could talk would they speak at a normal pace or slower?

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Just had to explain the meanings of "extra" and "basic" to my father.... neither were easy topics define....

[Reed Sincox @JRSincoxda3rd]

@_laxbrojoe I miss Joe 🤕

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I forgot my lucky test pencil at home today.... turns out I had an even luckier test pencil at the bottom of my backpack 🍀✏️

[Reed Sincox @JRSincoxda3rd]

Five Hour Energy needs to change its name to Two Hour Energy #fakenews