sentient meat

you made it! / “Dream it, Do it” / The truth is out there / I don’t sleep, I just dream

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump has said stocks should go up, not down.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[sentient meat @AMcKinnon82]

@agrawdy Hahahahaha this got me good. Thank you

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

[sentient meat @AMcKinnon82]

Holy shit @tacobell you actually did it

[sentient meat @AMcKinnon82]

@tacobell BRING BACK THE QUESARITO! Nacho fries are history, we want quesaritos

[sentient meat @AMcKinnon82]

@ajrich12 @ConlonTheGoblin @ConlonTheGoblin suck it, nerd

[sentient meat @AMcKinnon82]

@ajrich12 @ConlonTheGoblin Pretty good spelling for a Hawkeye

[sentient meat @AMcKinnon82]

@MickJunkin He dumps them out of his pants in the yard, cmon

[MLB @MLB]

How can you not be romantic about baseball? 😍

[sentient meat @AMcKinnon82]

🥳

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

US homeowners who bought in 2019 are $158,000 richer, per Bloomberg.

Meanwhile, those who’ve rented since 2019 have missed out on a historic period of wealth-generating price appreciation: a renter over that same time period cumulatively lost $89,000

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

this BBC interview with a guy outside the security perimeter who claims he saw the shooter before he fired is absolutely wild

[sentient meat @AMcKinnon82]

No glass allowed in the pool area, dummy

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Kathleen Ledecky has won seven Olympic gold medals and 21 world championship gold medals, the most in history for a female swimmer.

Here she balances a glass of chocolate milk on her head while swimming.

[📹 katieledecky]

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

To be blunt: we’re proud to have sparked a new industry when we legalized adult-use cannabis.

[sentient meat @AMcKinnon82]

Just goofin

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The First POOP series of the MLB Season has arrived @StoolBaseball

[sentient meat @AMcKinnon82]

@MickJunkin @MJ_Maicke @kenny_levine

[sentient meat @AMcKinnon82]

Comes in handy when in a pinch

[Bin Xie @bxieus]

Zeeker is the EV brand under China’s automaker Geely, its luxury model has some exceptional features. On 10/19 a Zeeker car ejected the driver while moving. So far such feature is only available on fighter jets. The maker claimed that only the air bag was ejected, not the driver

[sentient meat @AMcKinnon82]

#NewProfilePic

[sentient meat @AMcKinnon82]

@randy__vision @ImABetterWindow FYI, might start experimenting with this for my own dart games

[Gordon 🐂 @GordonGekko]

“Dad how did you get so rich?!”

Me: “I just took some calculated risks and had a well diversified portfolio son!”

The portfolio: