Jordan

[Adam Dash @Adamdash_]

Steve Lacy is amazing but he has the occasional lyric that makes me feel like Funk Flex in the Tyler freestyle

[big beeble 50000 @notbeeble]

>pointless war in the middle east
>economy is in shambles
>tiger woods is in the news on some bullshit

Welcome back late 2000s

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

i'm so high at home depot rn, and i have to ask where the hose at and i know ima laugh when i do.

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

I’m on that good bread and Kerrygold

[blanc @dqveed]

Dentist: “how's school going?”

Also Dentist: (Right after asking)

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Type of question Theo Von asks war criminals

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

I was in the top .01% of listeners to WOMEN this year

[Rusty @ImSmilingRn]

what is that big ass chickin they serve at thanksgiving

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

We are seeing words put together that no human eyes have ever seen and no human brain has ever contemplated

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

Andrew Cuomo: He hates Israel

Zohran: I am here to talk about affordability

Curtis Sliwa: In 1983 on Coney Island I was visited by a woman in many scarves. I watched as thousands of cats emerged from her bosom. I taught them all karate.

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

Niggas eating deep fried treasure map

[Keen @KeenhearingYo]

then explain how i'm married to the game

[Chlöe @ChloeBailey]

AI musical artists and songs? 😞 i feel AI should be banned when it comes to the creative spaces… this makes me sad

[P-Lo @p_lo]

Be careful of what energy you put out 🙏🏼

[orbeez gosh @orbeezgosh]

Do horses know they’re Vehicle

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

where the nice women at y’all can keep these pit bulls