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over it.

[sarah @heavenbrat]

happy womens day especially to every first born daughter

[trash jones @jzux]

one minute you’re young and the next minute you have “house shoes”

[Alexander 23 @alexander23]

dont fully understand the difference between intrusive thoughts and regular thoughts like i didnt ask to think about anything at all theyre all intrusive to me

[Bria @bria_sullivan]

We often frame “getting your nails done” as a relaxing activity but that couldn’t be farther from the truth

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

ppl only say “sus” because they can’t spell suspishus

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

happy ~𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵~ day to all who celebrate

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

This can’t possibly be the same 9pm I used to be starting to get ready for a night out at

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

florida high school class president zander moricz was told by his school that they would cut his microphone if he said “gay” in his grad speech, so he replaced gay with “having curly hair.” i am in awe

[steph @steph_mcca]

girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen

[Will Schreiner @Beeshrine]

What you get from unraveling a sweater: a thread 🧵

[Chi Omega Archivist @ChiOArchives]

Promises made. Promises kept.

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

my dog will say “i know a spot” and then take me to the place where they found an old french fry three months ago because they keep hoping to find another one there

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I do love winter. all the bugs are dead plus you can put on the worst outfit ever worn by a human woman and as long as you’ve got a cute coat on top you still look put together

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Field trips are wasted on kids. Imagine getting a whole ass day off work *and* get to learn how an old watermill works.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Are you ok” no, my boyfriend watches Thursday night football, Saturday football, Sunday football and Monday night football