John Williams

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Trump missed the point. Khan was saying don't be alarmed by the extra police presence. #LondonAttacks

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Stoat (n): A strong dark beer sold in Canada.

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Last Tango in Paris
A shortage of soft drinks in the French capital sparks a search for dwindling supplies.

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The Imitation Game
Detectives investigate rumours that the filling in a restaurant's pies isn't really pheasant.

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The Grateful Dead Parrot

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Any Bream Will Do

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HAYSTACK (n) A large pile of second hand books.

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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
A farmer tries to implement new EU regulations for grading potatoes.

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Docile (n) Where you find the medicines in a supermarket.

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SILICON (n) A scam that nobody's going to fall for.

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Diode: A poetic epitaph.