Poké the Lion

An IT Development Manager in Lancaster. But I'm not as interesting as that job title implies.

[Poké the Lion @jrwi]

After enduring her voluble conversation about the quality of hotel toast, she turned her attention to me: "I find Xmas so easy these days!"

[Poké the Lion @jrwi]

"a man who the company said does not exist, and indeed does not work for them."
https://t.co/VpVuqinvGV.

[Poké the Lion @jrwi]

Saturday evening in @BoothsCountry Milnthorpe. One till open, 9 people queuing, 1 member of staff feet away making sure the Easter eggs are stacked high. This is standard at this store.

[Dougal D'Arcy @MrDarcyDog]

Gammon Dracula

[Poké the Lion @jrwi]

The surprising/terrifying thing isn't that a majority of Tory member respondents believe this, it's that 58% is *only* "double the proportion of the overall population who believe the same."

[The Guardian @guardian]

More than half of Tory members in poll say Islam a threat to British way of life https://t.co/IBbPQb2n4p

[Poké the Lion @jrwi]

And all you showed me were some terrifying, shit-stained, horses @Pete_Eaton

[Nick's Weather Eye @NickJF75]

Wow, fireball and murmuration at the same time over Lincolnshire.

[RMT @RMTunion]

The Liz Truss that took a severance payment of £18,660 after 49 days as Prime Minister and who is now entitled to claim an allowance of £115,000 per year for life...
That Liz Truss?

[Poké the Lion @jrwi]

FAO @rikwhin

[Poké the Lion @jrwi]

Incredible opportunities for supporting the mighty @scottlavene to keep thrilling us with his art. I just pledged to Analogue Studio In The Garden on @Kickstarter. Get on it. https://t.co/vZ4bregqoO @marieiram

[Poké the Lion @jrwi]

Incredible opportunities for supporting the mighty @scottlavene to keep thrilling us with his art. I just pledged to Analogue Studio In The Garden on @Kickstarter. Get on it. https://t.co/vZ4bregqoO @marieiram

[Eddie Burfi @EddieBurfi]

@jonsopel On days like today, it’s important to remember the words of the wonderful Jonathan Miller when challenging the dog-whistling of those in power.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Dug up some bones in the garden and I’ve tried to recreate what sort of animal they might have been from. Looks like some sort of snake most probably.

[Poké the Lion @jrwi]

@Girlonatrain It's very pleasing in real life. It was rather difficult choosing which, if any, to get. No regrets with the buying or choosing, other than I keep thinking about buying more of them!

[Poké the Lion @jrwi]

Piece of art I now have hanging in the forest room https://t.co/3mc5HZieAA

[Poké the Lion @jrwi]

@marieiram Looks like it.

[Poké the Lion @jrwi]

@marieiram Your dog is named, The Best Thing?

[Poké the Lion @jrwi]

Setting the stage
#jrwiparty

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

"We have not as ministers sought to interfere in how the [Gary Lineker] process has been handled by the BBC and I will not be commenting on the Lineker case specifically because I want to maintain the independence of the BBC," Conservative Minister of State Julia Lopez tells MPs.

[Sam Elliott @Sam_Elliott_]

You won’t get to see Gary Lineker on Match of the Day on Saturday night

But don’t forget to tune into Lord Sugar on the Apprentice. 9pm BBC1 every Thursday!

[Poké the Lion @jrwi]

@marieiram @RoyalMail To Warrington

[Poké the Lion @jrwi]

@marieiram @RoyalMail It's on the move...