Jake Ryan

[Jake Ryan @jryaneleven]

I wish I had the motivation like my dog. He's been going after squirrels everyday for 5 years, never got one, but goes out every time...

[Kyle @kyleramdeen]

ARE YOU FROM NEW YORK EVEN… DO YOU A BIG BLACK PUFFER JACKET EVEN?!
@jryaneleven

[Jake Ryan @jryaneleven]

2 hours we ain’t even seen Kanye yet and they singing about “go easy on me”

[Jake Ryan @jryaneleven]

@neelethkenny How can you justify humidity when it’s literally R A I N I N G

[Jake Ryan @jryaneleven]

@lululemon care to explain??? #lululemon #facemask #lululemonathletica

[Jake Ryan @jryaneleven]

I guess it’s snowing in the Midwest¿

[Jake Ryan @jryaneleven]

Boomers:
“Deleting Trump’s Twitter and Facebook violates freedom of speech!!!”

Also boomers:
*deletes their own social media*

[Jake Ryan @jryaneleven]

Why do people get so embarrassed when other people catch them taking selfies? You take those pics to be seen anyway... 🥴

[Jake Ryan @jryaneleven]

Not ✨@kyleramdeen✨ throwing up on 🤳FaceTime🤳 with 😃me😃 causing me to 🤮GAG🤮 from 📍1000 miles away📍

[Jake Ryan @jryaneleven]

Is it just me or is there a resemblance? #iPhone11

[New Jersey Memes @newjerseymemes]

Don't you DARE talk shit about Ocean County beaches:

Lavallette is CUTTING EDGE
Normandy Beach is BLOSSOMING
Seaside Park is MAGNIFICENT
Seaside Heights
Mantoloking is INVITING
Bay Head is CLASSIC

[RWJBH Field of Dreams @RWJBHFieldTR]

It's SOCIAL MEDIA BLITZ DAY!

PLEASE share the gofundme link below as many times ALL DAY long today #TRFOD #ellendegeneres

https://t.co/SRL1FT7Cdw

[Jake Ryan @jryaneleven]

Kinda like the Instagram update 😬

[Asbury Park Press @AsburyParkPress]

BREAKING: Paul Caneiro, the brother of a man found killed with his family in a burning home, has been charged with murder, court records show. https://t.co/gMbuIpvee0

[The Associated Press @AP]

@AP Prosecutors say the four people found dead at the scene of a New Jersey mansion fire have been identified as a husband and wife and their two children, and each were victims of "homicidal violence" before the blaze was intentionally set.
https://t.co/ugtJiGW6j1

[Jake Ryan @jryaneleven]

Happy thanksagram!! https://t.co/Ru1gK06gJj

[Jake Ryan @jryaneleven]

Wayyy better than shaking the vending machine...

[Jake Ryan @jryaneleven]

Lucky me...

[Jake Ryan @jryaneleven]

@nicki_gural I can’t really say I have an answer for that

[Jake Ryan @jryaneleven]

Today is just not my day. It started off by me falling flat on my ass in the school parking lot on ice this morning, then I forgot my dog outside of my grandparents house and drove all the way home until remembered, then I busted open foot walking down my driveway. Pray for me...