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@nebukadnezsi 兵者，诡道也；羊者，亦不可轻视也

故善牧羊者，昼观其群，夜思其羊，见羊则喜，闻咩则狂

夫土耳其之地，牧羊之风盛矣。然有好羊者，视羊如友；有痴羊者，视羊如宝；更有甚者，心猿意马，见羊忘我，竟欲与羊论阴阳之道
此非兵法之上策实乃欲望之下策也
故曰：知己知羊，百战不殆；不知羞耻，一世成笑

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@cabx789 我家养的八哥会讲人话. 所以它是人了？

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@yazbunuesra

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@DesmondLst04 国家 金牌 🥇 银牌 🥈 铜牌 🥉 总计
中国 40 27 24 91
土耳其 0 3 5 8

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@Aspire11AB106TH 懂了懂了，下次你来我请你吃红烧猪肉

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@Mfakgulyanhesap 你娘不就是山羊吗？你到处认爹却不认娘？

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@GloriaRosa202 We have enough leftover food for you to cook your pagpag to feed you for generations to come.

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@4gU8m 89% dont have passports so 11% have
83% never been abroad so 17% have
How can 17% been abroad but only 11% have passports? Thats about 84.7 million chinese who travelled abroad without a passport. What i can tell you is 100% of chinese is better in maths than you

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@gimgyeongs53737 @hippy49_1968 The only foreign rule that controlled the central plains and rule all of han chinese were Yuan and Qing , combined years 364

Han rule (if you want to start from Han)
Han, Sui, Tang, Song,Ming, combined years 1850

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@OnyChr2022 Word has it that they caught the chinese and he said: i dont know if i robbed 10 different africans or i robbed the same african 10 times.

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@steinolina @AlexTran677026 墨韵 moyun

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@Yaqiu The US rejected a resolution which recognized access to food as a human right. You are not in a position to talk about human rights

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@XpertLabAI @Netajinonsense1 She would have won if she ate 700g less of cow shit

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@RitaJohnso It belongs to the Artificialis intelligentia species.

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假如广告这样拍……

好有创意啊

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@Noahpinion Actually i had to cycle to the train station, take a train to the nearest carpark where i then drive my car to the airport and take a plane to the next city where i can find a mega mall to shop for groceries.

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@Ghostofcynthia Please bring enough HP with you when fighting the boss. The game aint gonna restart when you lose

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@CorvidDevoid 小时了了 大未必佳

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@nina_kulic_herz 铠甲生虮虱，万姓以死亡。
白骨露於野，千里无鸡鸣。
生民百遗一，念之断人肠。

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@harukaawake How about using a banana?

https://t.co/oYYeeOB4Ks