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[Yannick Bolasie @YannickBolasie]

@pogbhai Scumbag behaviour this….probably never been outside and throwing up peoples mums because of ball, if you wanna say something you should show your face but you won’t… ⌨️ warrior 😂

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Supporting Crystal Palace FC is an exercise in character building.

[J_Sawden @JS_CPFC]

@CPFC Aye missed my weekend being ruined by 3pm on a Saturday. Keep up the good work lads.

[Mikey 🏆🏆 @Mikey_CPFC]

VAR officials thought it wasn’t a penalty.
Players thought it wasn’t a penalty.
Fans thought it wasn’t a penalty.
Commentators thought it wasn’t a penalty.

But according to Darren England, it’s a penalty.

Questions need to be answered.

[J_Sawden @JS_CPFC]

@UtilitaFootball @CPFC @ryanam102

[Utilita Football @UtilitaFootball]

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[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Welcome to Palace, Jefferson Lerma 🤝

We’re delighted to announce the midfielder has agreed terms and will join us on 1st July ❤️💙

[J_Sawden @JS_CPFC]

@DanielKretinsky Imagine tweeting this. Absolute whopper.

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

My shower gel is £1 but my washing up liquid is £2. Why am I spending twice as much to clean my plates as I am to clean myself? We're both covered in the same pasta sauce.

[Terrace @theterracestore]

We have a Crystal Palace retro Mystery Box to give away!

Available from: https://t.co/lGUqQSSDUI

To enter, simply retweet and follow! #cpfc

[Gary Webster @RealGaryWebster]

Enough said!! @MrDDyer 👏👏 ✌✌

[Chris Wild @ccwild79]

1996, I left care and found myself in a bedsit. My first Christmas Day I had a Pot Noodle on my own. Fast forward 30 years and young people leaving care are doing the same. How can we let this happen? Children in care are still children.

[J_Sawden @JS_CPFC]

@FinAV82 Red one is decent tbf but the white is honking

[Dr Dan Goyal @danielgoyal]

What must Britain look like to the rest of the world? Soaring inflation, collapsing health systems, sewage in our waterways, a disgraced government, winter-level deaths in summer,… all the while our leaders indulge in opulent ceremony and overfeeding the rich. A backwards nation

[Talking Toffees @talking_toffees]

As the tweet has been deleted, we’ll just leave this here

Whilst kids up & down the country are unable to play football this weekend, it seems the same rules don’t apply for Eton

Is that an FA referee too?

[Edward Hardy @EdwardTHardy]

Count Binface received more votes to be Mayor of London than Liz Truss received to be Prime Minister

[CWU @CWUnews]

Liz Truss elected to lead the country by 81,326 votes.

Postal workers voting for strike action 85,100.

Remember that when they come at unions about democracy in the coming days.

[Shrewsbury Town FC @shrewsburytown]

🚨 SALOP SIGNING TIME 🚨

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[Yannick Bolasie @YannickBolasie]

Zaha is one of the big boys in the prem…don’t let anyone tell you any different, the quality & fight he brings for palace is something special, if I’m going to war I’m taking him with me

[GMB Union @GMB_union]

GMB WIN 🎉: Security staff at Fawley oil works secure 31% pay rise 👏👏