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Jazzmine. 27.
This is all based on a true story.

[twozees @js_croft]

@halcyonmyron It's been too many years of black half time shows, and they should stick to playing the game not performing is the 50+ white male hot take of the day

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Do I want bangs or attention

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@brittleeboo Or is it mania lol

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@astrologybot_ I know.

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This was really hopeful of me.

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Can't we just montage through the pandemic at this point?

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I've been at my job for over 3 years and I just found out today that my phone has voice-mail on it. I have 30 messages that I'm too scared to listen to.

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I like putting my music on shuffle and letting the music dictate the day. Today I'm feeling a little melancholy.

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@halcyonmyron I thought this said eggs and I was horrified

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@sguezen If I have the time I still like to go to the sobeys by my old house because I know exactly where all my fav stuff is 😅

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@halcyonmyron @maddywery But you'll hurt their feelings if you don't

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Someone in the customer lounge at work has watched the same tiktok video full volume a hundred times in a row and I truly just want to end it all.

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@BeadleAndGrimms

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I've been apartment hunting for so long, I am literally out here trying to manifest my dream apartment right now

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Sometimes I see stuff online that makes me pretty sure we're already in the Bad Place.

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All this isolation is doing wonders for my depression, it's really good how I'm only allowed to see customers. Really great, love that for me.

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We are not.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I hope all of the 26 year olds are doing ok.

[twozees @js_croft]

My self esteem was almost exclusively fueled by compliments from drunk girls in bar bathrooms, so ya girl is suffering

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How long have masks been mandatory for now? Why am I still having to argue with customers about wearing them??

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My parents found a big bag of catnip in a drawer and at first they pitied me for smoking really shitty looking weed.

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I'm afraid that gen z is going to cancel skinny jeans and then I'll only be able to find them in like 3 styles so I went out and bought more.