Joe Eversole

with great power comes great restroncitrillitrance. VT Alum

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In an interview with ESPN, Joe Montana said that the most terrifying defensive end he ever faced in high school was Justus Reed

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Funniest thing about this is the cheerleaders staying absolutely locked in

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She was told to wear a mask. She wouldn’t comply so the officer had no choice to arrest her. He’s keeping our community safe from criminals that can’t follow simple rules during a pandemic. Then she wants to play the victim when she was tazed. It was justified.

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Pain but in French.. so uh.. pagne

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Babe I promise we can get the Travis Scott burger later can I please just tell you how my day went? 😢

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COVID absolutely sprinting down my throat after I french my homies goodnight 💫💫

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It’s Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior for me 😆 ... alright everyone open your Bibles to-

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If she’s your girl 🙋🏼‍♀️ why is she letting me know 👀 I’m on mute 🙊 during the zoom call 😏😏

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@salemwhalem After careful consideration, I have been reminded that I can in fact be managed

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I don’t run my tweets by @salemwhalem anymore, I can’t be managed

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Do you guys like regular chicken or boneful chicken

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Just tried to text someone “they aren’t” and realized we as a society are missing out on the conjunction they’ren’t

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Tech when we suggest mandatory COVID tests before the semester starts

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They reported me missing once when I was just at the gym so yes

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@salemwhalem 😘😘

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@salemwhalem Airplane mode -> Spotify -> Airplane mode back off

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Drinkin straight glizzy water today

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@gradeahoney_ I just walk into Crate and Barrel and grab the first thing I see

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There are no statues of Hitler in the Auschwitz museum. We can recognize and learn the history of the Civil War without honoring confederate generals, it’s not that hard to understand.

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@kloan111698 Thank you, I promise I’ll do better in the future ❤️

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Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 2 🙌🏼😍

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@lilygardner00 Lmaooo