JS

You catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly!

[JS @jsaka]

I just got hit on by a ladyboy at Route 66. He had gigantic toes. Dead giveaway 😄

[JS @jsaka]

Ok I relinquished this cuuuute German/Thai chickie to my friend cuz I don't live here. But I'm suffering looking at them. 🥲

[JS @jsaka]

Getting high off Thai menthols #glorious

[JS @jsaka]

I love it here. Fishing with dynamite 24/7. 😄

[JS @jsaka]

Cannot be mogged at these Asia clubs. 😄

[JS @jsaka]

Dope & Dirty is too dark. I can't see face cards. 😔

[JS @jsaka]

Shiet pops off at 1am here. That's when guys and girls drop the front and start to mingle (aggressively) 😄

[JS @jsaka]

I lost my only lollipop at the club. Geezus 😠

[JS @jsaka]

Earplugs are a MUST at Asia nightclubs. Without them, your eardrums are murdered.

[JS @jsaka]

Shenzhen humidity is oppressive but really good for the skin!

[JS @jsaka]

Vacation flings are so bittersweet 🥺

[JS @jsaka]

@learning_yohei Hahahaha!

[JS @jsaka]

@lil_rosa3 @espn guarantee that at least 5 of the 6 WILL make the team since all first-round picks in the WNBA Draft receive fully guaranteed four-year contracts. i guess you didn't know that?

[JS @jsaka]

@harryjsisson but Shawn wrote that "I still believe Kamala would have been worse". he can f*ck all the way off.

[JS @jsaka]

Trying to determine which group below that some of my friends fall into. 🤨

[Haz Al-Din 🇷🇺 @InfraHaz]

The 15% of Americans who still genuinely support Trump are

- Zionist Jews, Iranian diaspora, Gusanos, other reactionary foreign tethers

- Menopausal Males (Gen X/Soylennial) whose performative cruelty is overcorrection for dwindling testosterone levels

- Evangelical Retards

[JS @jsaka]

@Prdp912 @FirstSquawk That's exactly what they said. No talks according to Iran.

[JS @jsaka]

@RetroNewsNow we listened to this song in my soph year Spanish class. otro dia mas sin verteeee

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

To anyone still gullible enough to fall for scummy media hoaxes: Trump said warmongering neocons love sending your kids to die for wars they would never fight themselves. Liz Cheney is Kamala’s top advisor. Liz wants to invade the whole Middle East. Kamala = WWIII. Trump = Peace.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[JS @jsaka]

@khnh80044 I thought it was a woman singing this song for 20 years before I finally found out it was a guy. 🤯