JS

You catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly!

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@NOProp44 I'm voting "no" on 44 but I'm also tired of seeing Tom Tu 10x a day on these neverending commercials.

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@Eric_Schmitt How does it feel to be publicly humiliated on a national stage?

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@UCLAFootball @BigTenNetwork Beautiful throw Nico!

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@BruinReport Mikey Matthews is out. That was Morgan.

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@whiskingbunny yeah

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I just got hit on by a ladyboy at Route 66. He had gigantic toes. Dead giveaway 😄

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Ok I relinquished this cuuuute German/Thai chickie to my friend cuz I don't live here. But I'm suffering looking at them. 🥲

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Getting high off Thai menthols #glorious

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I love it here. Fishing with dynamite 24/7. 😄

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Cannot be mogged at these Asia clubs. 😄

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Dope & Dirty is too dark. I can't see face cards. 😔

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Shiet pops off at 1am here. That's when guys and girls drop the front and start to mingle (aggressively) 😄

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I lost my only lollipop at the club. Geezus 😠

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Earplugs are a MUST at Asia nightclubs. Without them, your eardrums are murdered.

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Shenzhen humidity is oppressive but really good for the skin!

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Vacation flings are so bittersweet 🥺

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@learning_yohei Hahahaha!

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@lil_rosa3 @espn guarantee that at least 5 of the 6 WILL make the team since all first-round picks in the WNBA Draft receive fully guaranteed four-year contracts. i guess you didn't know that?

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@harryjsisson but Shawn wrote that "I still believe Kamala would have been worse". he can f*ck all the way off.

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Trying to determine which group below that some of my friends fall into. 🤨

[Haz Al-Din 🇷🇺 @InfraHaz]

The 15% of Americans who still genuinely support Trump are

- Zionist Jews, Iranian diaspora, Gusanos, other reactionary foreign tethers

- Menopausal Males (Gen X/Soylennial) whose performative cruelty is overcorrection for dwindling testosterone levels

- Evangelical Retards