weed & wagyu

never be satisfied.

[Undead Media VHS @undeadmedia_]

It wont happen, but if you just have batman show up unannounced and beat the shit out of clayface at the end of this, not only would it humanize villains, but would show us what its like to be having the worst day of your life only for him to show up and make it worse.

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

This guy hired his wife's ex-boyfriend to be his live-in chef

[The GM 🇨🇻 @hibsidnolic]

Wow

[JOSEPH ✨ @Jossy_Vip]

A win that erases all loses.

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

50 Cent shares picture of Claressa Shields and calls her handsome:

“That motherfucker handsome she look like AB”

[Adnan Ikic @SayWhichWay]

When I tell you I was SEATED every single day after school

[Ya boy the yellowed King @Bruhemoth]

I'm convinced I'd be able to beat a gray alien to death with a hammer

[Wesley ✨ @wesleytypes]

You just put a frozen pizza in the oven and cracked open a can of Mountain Dew.

You take control of Master Chief on The Pillar of Autumn.

No school tomorrow.

Your parents don't care if you stay up all night.

A perfect summer night.

The year is 2026.

You are 31 years old.

[𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖗𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖘 @SicklyTheNinJa]

It's 2011. You're playing InFamous 2... and realize the PS3 just can't do it justice.

This game deserves a remaster. 🎮

[Depressed Oracle Red Bull F1 Fan Account @FlyoutChase]

Him in 2035: “$30 million dollars really not a lot of money”

[📀 Mikey 📀 @Imaginer_on_DVD]

It’s kinda crazy how half the brain of this show got thrown out for being a creep and Adult Swim managed to find VAs that sound exactly the same as him and the show suffered no consequences whatsoever

[bwert?! @trebla___]

having a chopped dyed undercut combover is a rite of passage for the average weird social outcast white boy in the south everyone complaining is a coastal elite

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

people see me spending money and think i'm rich. bro, i'm just irresponsible

[47 @youshouldfw47]

Delete that paragraph king

she don’t give a fuck

[weed & wagyu @jsalinas45]

Tf has the ufc turned into Jesus chirst

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

Brandon Royval says being passed over for a UFC main event because of his follower count pushed him to take social media more seriously:

"They didn't book me as the main event, and their reasoning was, I think it was Alexa Grasso, who they bumped ahead of me, they were like, 'She has way more followers than you.' I was pissed."

[LaughingstockX @Laughingreal]

How life treats you when you’re trying to be a better person.

[nadia 🕷️ @nadi4_67]

this is genuinely so sad

[Sahucing🛸 @sahucing]

nigga got early access to dessert, das some LARGE back ass shit

[Mikey NohMore @MikeyNohMore]

The WNBA is the final form of the woman who runs a business that's always in the red and never makes any money but stays open because her rich husband subsidizes it to give her something to do so he can go golf and cheat with his mistress more often.