Sad Boi Slim

I wish Ancient Aliens was real.

[Sad Boi Slim @jsallen88]

@jeff4colorado so…any words on our district currently burning down?

[Sad Boi Slim @jsallen88]

@TheTrueVanguard Don’t worry, that’s Halo.

[Sad Boi Slim @jsallen88]

@BizNasty2point0 are the Sharks back?

[Sad Boi Slim @jsallen88]

I am currently watching a woman freak out at airport security because they won’t let her take a BLENDER on the plane.

[Sad Boi Slim @jsallen88]

@emmmroses I’m glad you agree.

[Sad Boi Slim @jsallen88]

@emmmroses Look, as a hot person, I can tell you that you’re wrong.

[Sad Boi Slim @jsallen88]

@Dexerto Why does this look like DCUO?

[Sad Boi Slim @jsallen88]

ACAB.

[Adam B. Coleman, Proud Father & Imperfect Man @wrong_speak]

Without mentioning her:

-Race
-Sex
-Personal Life

Why would you NOT vote for Kamala?

[Sad Boi Slim @jsallen88]

Should have just lost game 4.

[Sad Boi Slim @jsallen88]

I thinking betting the under 5.5 might have been a mistake….

[Sad Boi Slim @jsallen88]

@emmmroses What does this mean!?

[Sad Boi Slim @jsallen88]

@emmmroses Only if you’re weak.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Driving at night with astigmatism

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Welcome to the club, Scottie.

[Sad Boi Slim @jsallen88]

@JeannotShowYo @GinoHard_ @Real_Max_Miller Ahhhh that makes more sense.

[Sad Boi Slim @jsallen88]

@JeannotShowYo @GinoHard_ @Real_Max_Miller Didn’t the sharks make playoffs like 25/30 seasons they have been around. How is that historically bad?

[Sad Boi Slim @jsallen88]

@JesusEst53 Sorry. Is Zaddy better?

[Sad Boi Slim @jsallen88]

@Kilianbloat7 I’ve had this once since 2013 too. I’m in too deep at this point.

[Sad Boi Slim @jsallen88]

@grandaddysenpai @JoshCocklin You fucking nerd. ❤️

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@BoatsAndDroz Sponge Bob was better