jas

why u gotta fight with me at cheesecake

[jas @jsamnie]

my phone takes an automatic photo of whoever's trying to unlock it if they get my password wrong too many times n its too funny

[soup 🤍 @alorazei]

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

[Sophie Hall @SophLouiseHall]

So confused about her moving around her vital organs for her dress but then popping a BHS cardy on top

[jas @jsamnie]

roasted tenderstem broccoli literally has me in a CHOKEHOLD

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

The French would have set something on fire by now

[Sarah @idlewildgirl]

It’s my Mum’s 70th birthday today! The whole time they have been together my Dad has always hand drawn her greetings cards and she’s kept every single one, here are a few of my favourites … firstly when she was pregnant with me..

[jas @jsamnie]

i’m actually really sad that sophie anderson is dead

[Emmanuel Obadiah @matrixoemmy]

@InternetH0F Test comment your meme 💸💸💸 @matrixoemmy ❤️❤️

[jas @jsamnie]

these are the types of facts i see that make me wanna kms

[#DISUNOMICS @_NOMICS]

If you factor in inflation

A £25,000 salary in 2003 is equivalent to a £43,000 salary in 2023

Do you know how insane that is?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

We are DOOOOOOOMED

[Hollie @hollieh0llie]

transgender lives don’t directly affect anybody else’s lives yet the dumb fucks of our country will be persuaded to vote for the tories because their hatred for trans people overpowers their need for good healthcare and affordable living ??? horrid country horrid people

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

14 years ago, on september 1st, alison dilaurentis disappeared from rosewood

[jas @jsamnie]

i can’t believe i forgot about this😭

[jas @jsamnie]

omfg my stepdad spent £50 on a scooter for my brother on a fake website and it’s all written in latin and the business address is a village that doesn’t exist anymore 😭😭

[jas @jsamnie]

mum tried to put on false nails by herself for the first time😂😂😂 I'm actually in tears

[jas @jsamnie]

would just like to confirm i’m not one of those brand snobs that has to get heinz xx they only sell heinz in the small co op🫠

[jas @jsamnie]

£1.70 today😢 cozzy crisis

[jas @jsamnie]

paid £1.40 for a tin of baked beans. inflation is mad 🤍