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[jeck sandström @jsandy1999]

All that’s left now is the rest of my life

[jeck sandström @jsandy1999]

I know I don’t have perspective on the beauty of marriage but when people call it the best day of their life I’m like… the best? When I was 9 I spent the whole day at six flags, ate a medically concerning amount of dippin dots and then watched James Cameron’s magnum opus avatar

[David J. Bier @David_J_Bier]

ICE lied about the person it shot, claiming he was a "criminal," but NBC finds that he had no criminal history whatsoever. Not even traffic tickets in 12 years! It also lied about the extent of the injuries to its agents....

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this

[jeck sandström @jsandy1999]

I need to do more standup because I’m bad at standup but so are most standup comedians

[jeck sandström @jsandy1999]

I REALLY hate you guys

[Saffron Olive @SaffronOlive]

Lol, I'm rarely at a loss for words, but I honestly have no idea what to say about the Dwight from the Office Secret Lair drop.

[jeck sandström @jsandy1999]

I hate you guys

[Magic: The Gathering @wizards_magic]

Sensors have detected an unexplored Magic set approaching in 2026, #MTGxStarTrek #StarTrek

[jeck sandström @jsandy1999]

They are begging me not to watch the new Tron movie and you know what? They have succeeded

[jeck sandström @jsandy1999]

I don’t think people realize how much better the government would be if congress had term limits

[jeck sandström @jsandy1999]

Dude wipes???

Yeah…
I sure hope he does!!

[jeck sandström @jsandy1999]

Dude wipes? Yeah I sure hope he does

[Jack Bensinger @JackBensinger]

I miss when quiznos was more around

[jeck sandström @jsandy1999]

@deadgothblonde Thankful this was your tweet tonight

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Cash me ousside nugget boy, howbow dah?

[jeck sandström @jsandy1999]

Skipped a train and was late to work today because there was a child in it with haunting eyes that reminded me of my dead childhood dog

[jeck sandström @jsandy1999]

Haven’t been tweeting as much lately cuz my mental health has been pretty good. Really sorry guys ill try to work on that

[jeck sandström @jsandy1999]

Forgot that rain gives everyone full credence to walk like an ASSHOLE

[jeck sandström @jsandy1999]

Any self respecting midwesterner should know the rules to euchre

[jeck sandström @jsandy1999]

Dude wipes? Yeah I sure hope he does

[jeck sandström @jsandy1999]

Frank Sinatra if he were alive today: fly me to Labubu