Brother, I’d shit myself if I did this on IRACING. Imagine winning like this in the greatest race on the planet. I think the electricity in my blood would send me to another dimension
now that i drive regularly, i've become so fascinated by just how terrible and dangerous the median American driver is. like, all of the rules you have to learn to get licensed seem to slowly get replaced with "take the most selfish and impatient action at any given time"
“You can always spot Americans in foreign countries”
Yeah man you blend right in at Yellowstone with your child’s medium Armani Exchange shirt, skin tight capri length jorts, and Pumas
we have normalised overconsumption. listening to a podcast while we walk, scrolling reels in the toilet, listening to music while we cook, watching a show on Netflix while we eat. it’s as if there is NO breathing space for your mind. you’re constantly trying to fill the void, the stillness and yet here you’re complaining about feeling groggy and demotivated.
Telling me beer is liquid bread like it’s a bad thing, bread in a can brother pour me a slice, bring over the peanut butter. let’s drop a toaster into the bathtub I’m sorry. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to say that out loud. No I’m fine, really. Also here are my most cherished items