Darth Cheeto

Orange, large, and in charge

[Darth Cheeto @jsbalrog]

I love Prague!

[Darth Cheeto @jsbalrog]

@ThoughtfulSaint Your claim of “the woke mind virus” radicalizing this man lacks evidence.

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@BasedMikeLee Who is “they”?

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@BasedMikeLee Wasn’t Operation Warp Speed a Trump Administration thing? Was he wrong?

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@BasedMikeLee I’ll just leave this here…

[Darth Cheeto @jsbalrog]

@KeneAkers Yes. As disciples of Jesus, we need to be much better.

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@YouTube https://t.co/ElkjoaYN8f

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@BenWinslow @UTBoardofEd @JStuartAdams @fox13 Wat

[Mina @xmina141]

me about to debug my javascript

[Darth Cheeto @jsbalrog]

First COVID, now this. The next plague is poison frogs raining from the sky.

[The Associated Press @AP]

A truck carrying about 100 monkeys crashed in central Pennsylvania, state police said, as authorities searched for at least three of the monkeys that apparently escaped. The truck had been on its way to a lab, state police said. https://t.co/pOcFqIUrjb

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I liked Meat Loaf.

[Darth Cheeto @jsbalrog]

Show me when and where supermajorities have ever been healthy for the populace.

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@brettniels @kirk_benge How so? How is it not a vaccine? Serious question.

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@Patbagley Well, the senate DID vote that the pandemic is over, so...

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@ramalad @Patbagley And besides, he was once a host of a show that paid people to eat beetles, so he is famous! He's gotta be smart...

[Darth Cheeto @jsbalrog]

@RobertGehrke @danmccay My favorite quote was from Senate President Adams: "Adams pushed back on the notion that the resolution could be seen as the Legislature overreaching on local control, saying "it's the process of government.""

I gotta remember that phrase...

[Darth Cheeto @jsbalrog]

@llano_selina @KatieSNason1 @grit16451 @TNREthx Who says? Vaccines are precisely to minimize the impact of viruses that people contract. From the CDC: "Although polio can cause paralysis and death, the majority of people who are infected with the virus don't get sick and aren't aware they've been infected."

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@rjeffreydavis @Patbagley ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@jimmyfallon Better Off Dead: High School loser has overdue newspaper subscription. #DescribeAMovieBadly

[Darth Cheeto @jsbalrog]

@jimmyfallon Rudy: Sam Gamgee gets to play a minute of American football and has absolutely no bearing on the outcome of the game. #DescribeAMovieBadly